ordered chaos

….highly selective about what I suffer for

[Moyomss🍒 @moyomss]

Na why I like my friends, na all of us things dey happen to

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

Person fuck up, you no see any other punishment to give am na to behead am.
Like you behead person wey dey follow you serve the same god.

Wetin go kan happen if you catch me?

[Olayinka ladipo @Olayinka_lad]

“anything happens to me today una go too suffer”

Funniest shyt I’ve seen in my life, if you kpai them go survive like mad brother 😂😂😂

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

“Gen Z is lazy”

No, Gen Z doesn't want to work for 150k monthly when rent is 800k.

[Doctuche @lidocaine_v2]

You missed the era of “Christmas clothes”. That’s what APC took away from us. Christmas used to be the most fun time of the year. Now, families are too poor to celebrate, too poor to travel home and now live on different continents.

[B’nkz @Bnkz90]

Nobody talks about how CREEPY it is to catch somebody close to you looking at you with pure DISGUST when they think you don’t see them. basically giving you a dirty look That’s one of the most unsettling feelings ever…

[AY. @on_bami]

you welcome.

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

Having a 66year old sibling when you’re in your 20s is brazy gan. Whether full, step or half, odi very fascinating.

[. @Fimiye]

You dey owe me. I dey ask how far, you say “I dey"

Who dey ask how you dey?

[Julian @julian__duru]

don’t make the mistake of thinking people are not smart, just because they are not your kind of smart.

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

Trump btw. Na this type of case him dey find make him turn all of una to suya.

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

anytime e wan be like say my own don finish naso God go just do magic, God na correct guy fr

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

It was super obvious 😂

That man no even promise anything. He just felt it was his turn.

[Prince. @ThePRINCEVIIII]

Nigerians can really be horrible.

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

I like the fact that regardless of what I'm going through

sleep must still catch me 😂🤣

[david @eponchuks]

I hate niggas like that man
You win 1m and na only 15k you fit give your guy.

Wey he for press you 950k make he use the remaining 50k fund your sporty.
Since na you dey feed am since all these days
Oloriburuku

[Keabetsoe Kaboentle @Keabie]

The older I get the more self aware I become. I’ve refrained from giving people unsolicited advice/opinions about anything. If you don’t tell me I don’t ask, I’ll meet you at the level you include me…

[Ikpemosi @Toriaa_B]

Person disown 5 children, you still Dey beg? 😂😂😂😂. No wonder that one wrapped up his music career asapu. The father was probably not having it.

[ᴏʟᴜᴡᴀᴛɪᴍɪʟᴇʏɪɴ ♨️ @Ogteamie]

i no sure say i ready for the kind fooling wey this nysc khaki dey attract bruhh 😂😂

one woman legit stood in front of me and gave me salute on the road.. i no even know wetin to do 😭😭

[Chubiyojo @BigChubss]

Just me or is there suddenly a heat wave?