john

⚾️- Reds 🏈- Bengals 🏀- Heat

[Jimmy Wales @jimmy_wales]

I think Elon is unhappy that Wikipedia is not for sale. I hope his campaign to defund us results in lots of donations from people who care about the truth. If Elon wanted to help, he'd be encouraging kind and thoughtful intellectual people he agrees with to engage.

https://t.co/RU9YwbvqOI

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Democrats working to put The Onion out of business

[john @diisneyplus]

the people running these ticket apps need to go to HELL

[Jaybefaunt🏳️‍🌈 @Jaybefaunt]

So now the state is arresting workers for striking?

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

THAT’S HOW WE FIGHT

[john @diisneyplus]

I stayed in crown heights last month and the first thing my buddy says when I get there was ‘the jew tunnels are a block away’

[john @diisneyplus]

They should have showings of Twisters in 4DX annually and I’m not kidding

[#StopCopCity @ChuckModi1]

Anytime you see crazy stuff like this at any FreePalestine rally, it's almost always a plant. That should be the working assumption. She was just caught.

[software crisis actor @praxilogical]

“this should be 65 separate 5,000 pound cars” —the stupidest fucking venture capitalist in san francisco

[john @diisneyplus]

Unironically had a coworker about 5 years ago tell me she was taking up cigs to stop vaping so much. Stopped me dead in my tracks

[Thomas Newman @ThomasNewman]

I’m so glad that @TheOnion is printing again.

[john @diisneyplus]

Centel really is on an MVP run

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Warriors handing out construction hats and shirts with Klay’s last game stats to fans tonight. 👀

(Via @NBCSWarriors)

[gallo @dieluqy]

not to be the friend that’s too woke but it’s crazy how this reaction to a baseball game is a “celebration” but a protest for Black or Palestinian lives is labeled as a riot

[john @diisneyplus]

@KyleSloter @IzGutierrez Literally Joe Burrow, one of the most famous QBs in the league today (unlike you,) is supporting Harris

[john @diisneyplus]

@Donxshinobi Gotta learn how to fall

[john @diisneyplus]

did not expect to see Eric from heart attack man in this ☠️

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

WHAT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[infin{addie} on high✨ @fixmeinforty5]

me clocking into my last shift before vegas

[john @diisneyplus]

They delivered on the gender reveal part, didn’t they?

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

A bakery just ruined her gender reveal by leaving a voicemail saying they didn’t have blackberries for the filling.

She had asked for blackberries for a boy and raspberries for a girl. The bakery had one job….

[john @diisneyplus]

@XingKazma @BandaiNamcoUS Skill issue

[john @diisneyplus]

@dynastic oh my god it took me like 20 seconds to piece together what song this was from ☠️