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When I get up in the morning, I have two choices - either to be happy or to be unhappy, and what do you think I do? I just choose to be happy.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Enough of World Cup wey neither me nor my country go

BACK TO BUSINESS! Tinubu must not stay past May 29th 2027 in Aso Rock

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Nadia was kidnapped, raped and sold by ISIS.

Her brothers were murdered for refusing to convert to Islam. Her mother was killed for being too old to be a sex slave.

Her event to share her story was canceled in Canada because the local Muslim community deemed it “Islamophobic.”

[Sherine Mohamed @sherine412]

تختلف الأشكااال بس العقليه واحده.. 😂😂

[Tony Ajah @tonyajah]

"Under Jonathan, there was one school kidnap and Nigeria including the whole world went after Jonathan.

Under Buhari's eight years in power there were about ten school kidnaps and under Tinubu's three years in power there have been more than ten school kidnaps and the whole world is quiet."
— Peter Obi
#TinubuMustGo

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

If she’s not internet influenced, there’s 90% chance of a successful relationship.

[Éminence Grise @KehindeShoots]

They didn't observe holiday in his honour. Dem observe holiday because of fear of violence wey fit happen.

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

After my conversion to Christianity, I met an uncle who angrily said "you left the light of Islam to follow those who strayed from the way of Allah, your life will be miserable."

Christ already worked on my anger, so I just smiled and didn't respond.

Decades after such nonsensical utterance, I'm still here, blessed, and flourishing.

People think they know God, but God always prove He's bigger than what they know.

Jesus is God.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

35,705 students have registered for the 2027 South East Maths Olympiad!

Boys: 16,569
Girls: 19,136

Registrations by state:

Anambra: 2,258
Abia: 8,281
Enugu: 8,491
Ebonyi: 6,919
Imo: 9,756

This year's competition will now include both Mathematics and Science (optional), with a single registration covering both.

Our winners will represent the country at the International STEM Olympiad in Lisbon, Portugal, and the Singapore Maths Olympiad Finals in Singapore in 2027.

Following the competition, we will also rank the educational performance of the South Eastern states based on the average assessment results.

The entire South East is building remarkable academic momentum, and it is inspiring to watch.

We will broadcast the competition live on Afia TV, and I will also try to secure a live broadcast on Arise News.

It is now the biggest academic competition on the continent.

Remember, participation is completely free and is open to any child who lives in or attends school in the South East.

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

let a nigga win lord

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

You guys don't really know how primitive we are. Do you know it's an anomaly for everyone to be building borehole in their houses?

90% of Nigerians don't know what Central water management is. In 2026.

We have a Ministry of Water Resources, btw.

[Aji Bussu Onye Mpiawa azụ 🇨🇮 @AfamDeluxo]

Meanwhile his mates in Nigeria like Ogbenidipo are opening spaces to spread bigotry.

[Mr Neutrino @ufmannn]

Na this kain thing dey always impress these fools. Never good governance.

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

Chasing a girl is cool until you see how girls act when they actually WANT a man..

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

If your babe gives you attitude or gets angry if you can’t send her money when you need it, you do not have a relationship.

If your babe is only cool with you when you send her money, you do not have a relationship.

If you cannot tell your babe that you don’t have money, you do not have a relationship.

If you are borrowing money to satisfy your babes “wants” to prove masculinity and so she will not be angry, you are a fool, not a man.

If your babe threatens to end the relationship because of money, you do not have a relationship. If you are afraid of losing your relationship because of money, you do not have a girlfriend.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Once you realize a woman is avoiding you, don’t bother her again.

[TUNA 🦁 EKUN @TundeSmilez]

Glorification of thuggery if care isn’t taken will badly affect the Yoruba race.

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

Lawyers couldn't conduct free and fair election to elect their own NBA president.

Bro, Nigeria's journey go long.

[eliz @eliza___v]

I miss skipping class
skipping work is way too serious

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

His children are speaking Queens English but his fellow agberos are compounding the problems of Fadeyi and Mushin.

Their children and grandchildren are watching World Cup final with Speed but you and your children should maintain selling kulikuli. Is God not wonderful 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Preaching the word in a country where you can get murdered for it is pretty damn brave.