Hessel Dijkstra

In tech but I hardly post about it. Apparently an indie game dev now. Building Arcane Hunger: Survival

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

Sure buddy, tell that to my DefaultAutoWiringSingletonReactorBeanPostProcessor

[Steve @steve_cook]

@wojakcodes java is dying.

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

Some character updates for Robert are in the works

#indiegame

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

coming soon to 'not the bees' #indiegame

also, and early build of 'not the bees' is on live on https://t.co/ClM4eSXIji

the password is blueberrypieisgreat

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

@MonoiiStudio these bees would!

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

coming soon to 'not the bees' #indiegame

also, and early build of 'not the bees' is on live on https://t.co/ClM4eSXIji

the password is blueberrypieisgreat

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

Not the Bees! #indiegame

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

Not the Bees! #indiegame

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

The Barkley Files

A tiny survival #indiegame set in a forest. You play a retired ranger investigating a trail left by your old partner.

Still in development but it's playable...

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

you know what must be terrifying? having a sword fight with someone and realising they are sooo much better than you

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

@Emiratti it has to say bonjour

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

@mkobach I think all sport should be like F1 where every couple of years fundamental rule changes almost make it a different sport.

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

"ok claude, perfectly simulate a fruit fly brain, make no mistakes"

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

hitting it out of the screws

[Thwack Nicklaus @thwacknicklaus]

99% of people don’t know what these buttons do. Can anyone explain their function?

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

@cgtwts congrats you just compared apples to a tractor

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

Ok Claude, please start making mistakes I need my job

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

lets roll

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

Okay hear me out. We don't have to use AI - what if we just stop now, go back to normal ways of working and let the human race progress at a reasonable pace.

Whats the rush? There is no deadline.

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

has anyone though about giving the claws access to run adds?

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

@Hesamation if you can't ship moderately bug free code without reading the code that's a skill issue not an ai issue

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

Asked for a haiku about baking a cake:

Mixing flour, eggs rebel,
Sugar hides in fear of fire,
Cake flops, blame the oven.

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

when tf has anyone ever wanted to paste and keep source formatting

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

almost got me

[Hessel Dijkstra @dijkstradev]

Just heard the best explanation of what a technical lead is:

“I merge other peoples code”