Single Female Doctor

. Medical advice.

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

Your blood pressure should be dangerously low at all times

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

Couldn’t even fathom coming up with this in English

[板わさ @itawasabee]

俺のイマジナリー同級生はデリヘル狂いなんだが、熟女センターみたいな名前の店で「なるべくお尻のデカい人で！」と依頼したらポーランド人のおばちゃんが来たらしく、それ以降ナンシーという名前を聞くとパブロフドックのように勃起してしまうと相談されたんだが弱冷房車って本当に必要なくない？

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

I can’t see the blowjob because some chick is being gay and blocking it with her mouth

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

@chickadeenic_ Twins 🥲

[copycat @pucadots]

When u have a friend

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

Slept in late today, went into the kitchen and heard a chirp from a tree outside of the window the second I sat down with coffee.

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

Mammal in a Sunday Dress, by Georgina M. Cox, 2026

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

@spacej_me Jamie ily more

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

Hey

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

@tillsywillsywoo Hry

[ꙮ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ @intricateanimal]

Can u watch me while I go smoke

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

@tillsywillsywoo My working logic was like “wow it’s a good thing we have d.a.r.e. nobody dies of consumption anymore”

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

I thought consumption meant drinking yourself to death until I watched Deadwood in 2025. I’ve been telling people my grandpa died of consumption since I was 7

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

What did they call tuberculosis back in the day? I know it’s not soggy lungs but

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

Battlefields are now oceans

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

@911witchery Idk my friend into binoculars picked them out

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

Binoculars finally came in the mail, went to look for the hawk and he was crouched in a tree looking back at me with slightly more expensive binoculars

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

America and North Korea have joined forces to bring back blue jays even though the people want Carolina wrens. There’s a movement calling to crispr catbirds into red-eyed vireos but it’s a pipe dream. Europe is a wasteland.

[Single Female Doctor @Dijonbimble]

2028: all animals are extinct except for catbirds, which are hunted for content. The human population has halved due to low birth rates in every country. Many women are infertile but we just don’t know how many.