willie wagtail

I hate birders, I hate the south, and I love eating stuff off the ground

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

I made this gif and I'd appreciate if people could spread it around. Have a feeling it could be big

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@thedarkprowler Damn

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@superlameballs If we all start doing it again, they can’t imprison all of us

[lil stinker @superlameballs]

i think one of the worst things that has happened to me, as a consumer these past few years, is that they don't let you shuck your corn in the store anymore

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@dasloppa Yes

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@cherubiim_ Just like the kitchen in that ep of Viva la Bam… beautiful

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@TheMonkeyJungle I’d be touching the fuck out of that

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@VeinRichard Nope

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@teggin I only know this one. Keep up the good work

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

It should be legal to shoot birds in town if they're really annoying

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@dasloppa Truffles next

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

AMAZING! Starling eating pizza like a REAL New Yorker #birdcpp

That’s what all the city birders are like

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

I don’t fuck around when it comes to getting refunds. My time is worthless and I’ll spend all of it talking to customer service reps

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@peanutttree Bro the ticks

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

Ugh someone got proposed to here

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

You can just tell security “no I’m allowed to have this” and they let you

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@MyRaisins I’ll remember you

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@peanutttree @HunterBiden Death Cab on Canandaigua too

[willie wagtail @911witchery]

@len0killer They call him babyhands