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[ezra vale @dilatedego]

@Gabbyguccii Holiday

[MB Lumora @MBLumora]

An old lady treated herself to a fancy hotel for her 70th birthday. At checkout, she questioned the $250 bill, saying she didn’t even have breakfast. The manager listed all the amenities she could’ve used, pool, shows, conference center.

She replied, “But I didn’t.” Well, he said, "You could have used them". Finally, the old lady handed a $50 check. When told, “This is only $50,” she said, “I charged you $200 for sleeping with me.” He said, “But I didn’t!” She smiled, “Too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

[ezra vale @dilatedego]

McNugget!

[S♡ @iamdieforyouuu]

You have to name him the last thing you ate

[🆗 @JJJ4Y0_O]

this is what barnes and noble felt like when u were 5

[ezra vale @dilatedego]

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[caterina @eyeswideshuts]

rest in peace sacheen littlefeather 🤍

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[ezra vale @dilatedego]

Why are all the Pepperidge farm cookies named after beach towns??

[ezra vale @dilatedego]

Why do costar be talkin to me like that…

[ezra vale @dilatedego]

On another note SFPD was actually very kind and displayed slight emotional sympathy for me.

[ezra vale @dilatedego]

To the tweaker that smashed the window to my Jetta and swiped my suitcase… I hope you wear THE FUCK out of my Abercrombie swishy pants.