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[JM US @JMUSPatriot]

When I visited India a few years ago, I got my blood work done at 7am by a Healthcare worker who visited me, got the reports by 9am, doctor's appointment at 10am, followup multiple scans at 2pm, scan results came back at 3pm, followup doctor's phone appointment at 4pm, and medication delivered at 5pm at my doorstep.
All this costed me 3000 rupees (~$30)

[HarshVivek Singh @HVSBanwait]

welcoming Aloka, the peace dawg.

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

[Perman @Perman3310]

@SamSiff Usne against mai nahi bola
Prashant ek number mc insaan
Ladkiyo ko aur bhadkata hai
Galat info deta hai iske dusare video dekhlo

[वाक़िफ़ हैं निगाहें 👀 @Tere_do_nainaaa]

“My mother couldn't understand my poetry”

~Surjit Patar ji🌷

[J∅kër Kîng 👑 @j0ker937]

That is such a well-trained, pretty puppy.

[Khairallah AL-Awady @eng_khairallah1]

https://t.co/IgV4uj0iDx

[सत्यBrave जयते @dilchsp]

@DeepikaBhardwaj @ANI जजों की चिताओं पर लगेंगे हर बरस मेले ।

[सत्यBrave जयते @dilchsp]

@venom1s india should fail more judges.

[Sonal Kalra 🇮🇳 @sonalkalra]

Zara sochiye…

[Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj @DeepikaBhardwaj]

ब्लैकबोर्ड-पत्नी के घरवालों ने नंगा करके पीटा, नस काटकर सुसाइड: पत्नी ने कॉलर पकड़कर मांगे 20 लाख तो फांसी लगाई; तंग पतियों की स्याह कहानियां

https://t.co/0XLtpGVNax

[Divya Tripathi @Divya_Tripa23]

सच में ये जादू है या Science?

बस एक ट्रिक और घर बनेगा AC जैसा ठंडा 😲

वीडियो End तक जरूर देखें 👇

[Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj @DeepikaBhardwaj]

Case Today : Marriage of 8 years. Two beautiful little kids. Elder one is a girl. Father, one of the politest men I have spoken to in life.

Mother wants to be an actress now. Wants to somehow make it to Reality shows. Has got smitten by reels and spends all money on hot dresses, shoots while husband slogs to earn for the family. Sends sultry photos to modelling agencies which turn out to be fake, further losing money.

She doesn't want to be in marriage anymore. Kept abusing kids saying they ruined her life, has left husband and kids now

The man doesn't know what to do but lives in fear of getting false cases everyday. His parents are also extremely old and equally in distress fearing legal cases & harassment

Asked the man to stop worrying and just focus on kids. He cannot salvage her and he should stop trying.

Feel so sad for the kids.

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Camille paglia explains why there are no great female artists.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Imagine being an American and having this view today 😂 A country that’s been humiliated in an unpopular war, zero leverage at talks, several ‘laundry fires’, ALL its Gulf Bases hit, $200 billion vaporised in losses etc, and Iran’s regime still standing.

“Head spinning” indeed.

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

India needs more Meghalayas

[Ragnar @RagnarValor]

A stray dog saves the lives of 30 children

This is what paid media won’t tell you.

In Dhirikula village of Mayurbhanj, Odisha, a stray dog named Kali gave her life to save more than 30 school children. A poisonous snake was crawling toward children sitting outside their school. Kali sensed the danger and attacked the snake immediately. She killed it — but the snake bit her during the fight. She died soon after.

Villagers performed her last rites and called her the protector of their children.

While television studios and agenda-driven “experts” keep screaming about a so-called dog menace, they never show stories like this — because heroism from a stray dog doesn’t fit their nefarious dog hate propaganda.

A street dog saw danger, acted instantly, and died protecting human children.

In the meantime the so called humans are burning alive puppies

@PMOIndia
@HMOIndia
@ndtv
@aajtak
@PTIofficial
@PTI_News
@ThePrintIndia
@IndiaToday
@USATODAY
@nytimes
@PhaedraXTeddy
@rickygervais
@PeterEgan6

[सत्यBrave जयते @dilchsp]

@DeepikaBhardwaj sarkar kab tak logo ke pet bharegi .

har mohalle mein 3-4 mard pakad ke unke upar us mohalle ki auraton ka maintenance baandh dena chahiye.

[सत्यBrave जयते @dilchsp]

@sathyashrii am I am 100% in support, but I am also in support of fall of this civilization.