Ian Dildaport

Inside coverage for the DDFL

[Ian Dildaport @dildaport]

According to sources, Ex commissioner in a conversation with another DDFL GM “All the pieces are in place for a quick turn around for Pending, not saying it’s a trade but it’s going to take us to a championship”

What the hell

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@TomPelissero W

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What a run by WHADD. I’m so proud to be a WHADD fan and have experienced this historic run. Great things to come!!

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OHH MY GOD WHADD PULLED IT OFF AHHHHHH

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DDFL Champion Betting Odds

Iamgoingtokillmyself +265
FreeMattAraiza +265
OKC +450
WHADD +500
NateyBucketBoy +1200
Odell Boner +4000

[Ian Dildaport @dildaport]

It’s official, WHADD will be sitting AJ Brown tonight against the Chargers.

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Last place DDFL shaving head odds

Jordan Loves Dick in bum: 6.71x
Pending: 1.18x

[Ian Dildaport @dildaport]

Instead this makes winning crucial for #Iamgoingtokillmyself this week, and may have costed him a better position in the standings going into the playoffs.

[Ian Dildaport @dildaport]

#Dildsarchiveoftheweek

Interesting fact going back to Week 2. #Iamgoingtokillmyself manager Ben Gardner, decided to play Justin Fields in an interesting decision, reports saying he did so to “flex” on division rival #Trusttheprocess.

[Ian Dildaport @dildaport]

Although winning this match, it may have major implications. Lamar Jackson, the obvious start, put up 26.30 points compared to Fields 3.98. #Iamgoingtokillmyself only has a 14.12 in PF vs #Nateybucketboy. He could have had an 36.44 PF cushion if he were to lose this week.

[Ian Dildaport @dildaport]

Bro chill, we all know you got a tad excited when the Drake Maye film came on. I respect it!!

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Drake Maye

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This guy stinks

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Scary: JJ McCarthy says he feels like “a Cork about to come off of a bottle” this season.

The Packers are in major trouble this Sunday.

[Ian Dildaport @dildaport]

I’ve always been a WHADD fan, even through the tough times. Quickest rebuild in DDFL history!!!

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@LosPollosTV Rare W tubs

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@LosPollosTV Alejandro wirk owns you lil bro

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@LosPollosTV @MLB @BlueJays Nah yall just suck lil bro

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

JJ McCarthy in his first 2 NFL starts:

• 24-41
• 301 yards
• 2 TDs
• 3 INTs
• 9 sacks
• 50 rushing yards
• 1 rush TD

.......😬

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Whad

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Falcons defense vs. JJ McCarthy:

• 6 sacks
• 2 INTs
• 3 fumbles (1 lost)
• 37.5 passer rating
• 198 total yards of offense

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Falcons defense vs. JJ McCarthy:

• 6 sacks
• 2 INTs
• 3 fumbles (1 lost)
• 37.5 passer rating
• 198 total yards of offense