Dildoramic

I’m a ceramicist who makes bespoke adult toys (dildo’s). Individually hand crafted from stoneware. Based in beautiful West Wales and ship world wide.

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@fesshole I deliberately bought my hubby a short one, take advantage of the dangly bits when you can I say!!

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@fesshole So no cleaners where you work then? Eewwwww!!!

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@fiona175161 Dunno but I’m moving to Poland

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@fesshole Well then you’ll be looking in the wrong place as balding is commonly associated with high testosterone, actually specifically DHT which is a derivative of testosterone, if you want some GGGGRRR in your man then dont complain when he goes bald!!

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@fesshole Wide mouth, fingers in pincer mode, start at one end and they should only be about three bites if you can get your mouth wide enough, it’s not a first day dish! Accept the delicious and appreciate a napkin!

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@fesshole I’m impressed they can read upside down!

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@fesshole I like it the someone asked who reg is, that made me laugh as your story reads that you forgot to tell him to enter his reg!! reg may be glad he wasn’t entered by such an obnoxious guy!!

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@fesshole I cleaned the bathroom before I left an ex fiancé , he had been verbally abusive for a very long time and when I found out he’d been with someone else I used his toothbrush to do the job, even under the rim of the toilet, light rinse it and popped it back in the holder!

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@nieveyc @fesshole We have to, no delivery service in our neck of the woods, it also reduces the amount of times we have take out, probably three to four times a year, It’s quicker and cheaper to make it from scratch at home!

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@Amaroquai @fesshole It was actually one of those simulated (fake) ones from Noted Aromas called Monte Carlo inspired by Baccarat Rouge. It is definitely the best I have ever smelt and anyone else who smells is agrees with me.

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@mercian_tom6694 @fesshole Exactly, why are people still under the impression that those flimsy masks stop any virus?? It was the government’s lame way of making us feel more in control. I see people wearing them today & then when they dont cover their nose I just smile and shake my head in disbelief.

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@DazSmith74 @fesshole And not a mass debate either unless he likes that type of thing and doesn’t mind sharing??

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@Indy_Is_Here Cruel to be kind! Make them realise the error of their ways!

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Mr Biden,
I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure

xoxo the women in america 💙

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@fesshole I’d love it if my husband took my boys away on holiday just them, ooohhh the peace and quiet I could have had!! They have both left home now. It’s not selfish to want that! I’d go for it if I were you!

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Donald Trump just announced that he will retire from politics if he loses in November. Retweet so all Americans see this and get a little extra motivation to vote for Kamala Harris in November.

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@killabarz_75 Couldn’t of said it better myself, couldn’t even get into ticket master, sitting with my iPad and two phones

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@mgmatt1983 @fesshole They didn’t say they were left in their own for three months just during one lesson they found a book and over the next three months they made cider as it takes that long to make it !