Jazz

I am living in your walls.

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

@oscarlastname feels like u might be the love of my life hmu

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

I’m feeling like fucking tony soprano with age. About to keel over from a deep rooted panic attack after watching some ducks.

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

@TipOnTop_ brother, your weird ass is still stalking her account years later, I don’t know if “happy” is the word I’d use to describe you in this situation. sad or pathetic seems to check out tho for sure.

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

y’all ever just think ab how fucked up one year ago was

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

the cookie monster has done irreprehensible damage to how my 2 year old views eating a baked good

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Omfg just found out my recently deceased aunt apparently bequeathed me her Christmas tree farm? So now I have to leave the big city (right as I’m about to get my big promotion) and head to her rinky dink town to deal with this shit. FML!!!!

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

@oscarlastname Frrrr

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

@railedbyvante bro smokin that weewizz and caca

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

@bbkeemreal No ur so right bc a mound of WHAT

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

Realized I really fuck with almond joys this past week……..anybody else have this issue :://

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

hell hath no fury like a scorned middle aged retail manager in a toxic relationship

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

Drank a potion and turned into a fairy ::/// idk

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

@oscarlastname Double hug

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

thinkin ab what it would be like to have more arms currently

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

oh thats a cranny to you? its clearly a nook but to you thats a cranny?

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

@PatriotMikeNC @ecto_fun Brother I think you’re in active psychosis cause what the fuck are you talking about right now

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

There’s something so tempting about arguing with your distant cousin in the family group chat

[óscar @oscarlastname]

officer pulling me over for DUI: can you walk in a straight line for me

me: hold my beer 😎

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

She refuses to grow up :://

[Jazz @dildoslagginz]

@oscarlastname Ok go be a urself then 💔💔 these hoes are NOT loyal