@cococorab According to the laws of thermodynamics and gravity, all DILF’s automatically qualify to travel at the speed of light. Therefore Danny Devito is not only faster than Usain Bolt, but faster than any human to ever walk the earth. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Just remembered that Shrek has kids and peed myself a little. Just imagine how strong his ogre hands are! He’d be able to absolutely dominate me. His holy DILFness is here to stay. 69/10 #MyInsidesAreGreen
Got to meet Phil Dunphy today. He’s pretty much the DILF equivalent of Superman. Let’s just say I will not be washing my body for the next 3-5 business days. #DaddyPhil