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@FTP_BEAN are u tryna save water & shower together

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my raising cane boutta combo his box with these four fingers

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just accidentally flattened Jimothy with my 1998 ford econoline. sounded like a watermelon getting crushed between an e-girl's thighs. I felt nothing

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once again the make A wish foundation has denied my request for pussy from a bipolar sheenitude suiter

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men with geekbars is ladies. u letting something called the Pulse fill ur mouth 🫦

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@uwukko can you be nice

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@_KingKomo_ happens to the best of us

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i wouldn't call that "going puppy mode". you just smoked a bunch of weed and scrolled on your phone

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i've imprisoned him in this small box and when i get bored i pour sprite on him and he screams loud as fuckkk

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me dming gouhin beastars

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who is amber and why is she alerting me

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how it feels driving between two 18-wheelers during a high wind advisory in my chromebook cart-sized hatchback

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jane remover could write symphony no. 5 but beethoven could never compose ...Like Watching A Zombie Turn

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'you're going to regret those tattoos when you're older' heat death of the universe august 12th 2036

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@john_wilddog the elephant's foot 12s

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hey shawty. i mean they

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@gin_bengal Hello 😁👋 my name is email ❤️

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@john_wilddog pixar lamp

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wolf o'donnell is bisexual in the sense he has sex with men but also has sex with dudes

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heel-toe downshifting after leg day