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Finally made a Twitter. What should I say......Hello everyone, thanks for checking out my page!....(nailed it!)

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Hello everyone! I’d like to remind you I have a podcast channel and we have amazing people on all the time. Stop by, give us a follow, share your thoughts and the channel with anyone, and if you wanna be on as a guest. Dm me and we can work it out! https://t.co/hUEsQiGGZm

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Is cereal soup?

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Happy spooky season everyone!

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To soon?

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Got a joke to make you feel better. A sperm whale is talking to his son when the son asks. "Dad, where did I come from?" Dad says "well, you came from my balls." Son says "thanks dad." Dad replies " you're whale cum son."

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Just got some amazing new artwork from Beeks on IG. Go share some love and grab you some great work. IG: https://t.co/nAbOz8F8pi

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Dilfs weird fact of the day: Someone on this planet has eaten more ketchup by itself than any other human.

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@kricket___ @MrChuckBucket1 @yogurtgarol @AshLepak 1.Max Payne 1,2,3
2.Minecraft
3.Warzone
4.Rainbow 6 Vegas 2
5.Halo 3

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@matthwatson Daddy like yesss

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Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. Can’t remember if I ever ate a monkey.

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@ColinGladue

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I’m sorry and I apologize mean the exact same thing. Except at a funeral.

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“To be honest, to keep it 1,000 I personally don’t give a fuck. That shit don’t move me.” - Kevin Little

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Babysitters are just teenagers acting like grownups so grownups can go out and act like teenagers.

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Anxiety is like having low health and hearing boss music but you can’t find the boss.

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Every time you brush your teeth is the only time you bush your skeleton.

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@AceGangGang

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Your brain knows where all of your organs are but your brain won’t tell you.

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Dear Twitter,

Today I have found the greatest translation from English to Dutch. Thank you for your time. #twu #Google

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I have two arms but I also have forearms.

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@ColinGladue Don’t forget to fill out form A,B,AB, and O. There are positives and negative types too.