DILIPandey

Microsoft Most Valuable Professional (MVP-Excel) | Helping World to EXCEL in their professional life :) | [email protected], [phone], [phone]

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A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him, then gave... https://t.co/YvhyqfUzhd

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FUTURE PREDICTIONS:

In 1998, Kodak had 170,000 employees and sold 85% of all photo paper worldwide. Within just... https://t.co/UzU0shyBxQ

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eating dinner at Bu Qtair Restaurant https://t.co/glKZcxDOWe

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आपको और आपके परिवार को नव वर्ष की बधाइयाँ।
Happy New Year to you and your family. — feeling hopeful at Dubai- The... https://t.co/5RZ6HEj9V7

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Diwali vacation over, back to work ;) 😢 — traveling to Dubai, United Arab Emirates from Premium Plaza Lounge, IGI... https://t.co/KIQ4oighVt

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*SUPERB_ Definitions*

*_Wonderfully... https://t.co/Ais21jYOIo

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#Excel is best consumer product -#SatyaNadella... https://t.co/J7VoqfP844

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*Indian Railways: Why doesn't IRCTC allow to choose seats?*
There is a very technical reason behind the fact that... https://t.co/XpL5OdZyig

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_Murphy's First Law for Wives_:
If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one... https://t.co/eS6QU71YZ7

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Back to work — traveling to Dubai, United Arab Emirates from ITC Premium Lounge, IGI Airport, T3 https://t.co/r4BZNLIxmc

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Short vacation — traveling to New Delhi, India from First Class Lounge, Dubai Airport T1 https://t.co/TW9xlUR7Q2

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Short vacation — feeling wonderful at Emirates Business Lounge https://t.co/2osVVvQpJE

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Apple vs Microsoft

Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :-

"Don't ever fart here;
the smell will stay... https://t.co/SbvJGKgdLR

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Microsoft Build 2016 — attending a seminar at Microsoft Office, Dubai Internet City https://t.co/F8PgkA2pkS

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One Liners :

1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.

2. A friend in need is a pest indeed.

3.... https://t.co/yF2XD0Oc6D

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How should we define lower, middle class and upper class?

Lower class - Biskut
Middle class - Biskit
Upper class... https://t.co/TJHzsTWkPb