Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎

HE/HIM | Auditor | #CPA, #CIA, #CFE, #CAMS, #CFCS, #CCA | I didn’t get out of bed this morning to be mediocre | Tweets are my own | #DCStatehood

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

@mimuluslarch @grok God, please no.

[jezz @JezziiB]

The World Cup fans falling in love with America aren’t in the places MAGA controls ... they’re in New York, LA, Seattle. Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston, the cities Republicans have spent a decade calling dangerous, godless hellholes that apparently the entire world wants to visit.

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

@ChristineX2024 @CBSNews “Improvements” is doing a LOT of heavy lifting in your sentence.

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

Looking at the joy happening in NYC and wanting that for DC

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

How is this game not being played in a ballroom? Is this really safe?
#nba #goknicks

[Harry Heymann 🥑 @harryh]

Imagine being a bar owner inside this zone near MSG. You'd prepared to have maybe the highest revenue night in this history of your bar.

Now you'll make nothing thanks to Trump.

[Carl @EarningsBrief]

Great write-up on $SOFI

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

If you’re not from #washingtondc, I’m sorry this is how we’re welcoming you into our city. @wmataGM usually does a great job and I couldn’t be more proud of him. This fix doesn’t cut it, which is why I want to see a selfie that he’s experienced it himself.

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

Can we get a selfie of @wmataGM on the transfer bus between DCA & pentagon city? I’m shocked he approved this plan; more shocked about the experience. People piled on top of each other on a smelly bus after baking in the sun waiting for the next shuttle. @wmata - please do better

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

A civilian was hit and a man is dead.
We need better gun control, better access to mental health assistance, and a government that cares for its people.

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

Thank God President Trump is safe.

Endless gratitude to the Secret Service for their immediate, heroic response. Political violence has to stop.

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

@FmrRepMTG You left congress. He was voted out. You’re not the same.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

The sun hits the Earth with 10,000 times more energy than we use.

Every. Single. Day.

We're not running out of power.

We're just stuck using the wrong kind-because billionaires don't own sunlight.

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

@amelia_tweetz It’s probably the avocado toast

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

If capitalism is so great, why do corporations need so many tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, legal protections, bailouts, and trade protections?

When citizens need these things, why is it socialism?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

My hot take is US Senators should be paid whatever their states minimum wage is. That’s how you represent your constituents, you live like them.

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

@AaronParnas No bid contract kind of work

[Dillon J. DeBoer 🕵️‍♂️💰| 🛫🌎 @DillDeBoer]

@SecretaryBurgum @POTUS If it is safe again, can the national guard leave yet? Asking for an *actual* resident of DC. Thanks!

[ຸ @freeopioids]

@TrustlessState Jail is also a great fundamental deterrent for corruption and alternative interest