Courtney Dille

I prefer my puns intended // momma // #AdoptDontShop

[Courtney Dille @dille_pickle]

kids these days dodged a bullet, but I regret none of these.

[Courtney Dille @dille_pickle]

This year has been rough, but if I could undo one thing it’d be what I did last night....which was falling asleep with whitening strips and my teeth hurt so bad 🥲

[Plies @plies]

If U Can’t Even Thank God Now For What U Have. Why U Think He Should Bless U With Even More!!!

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

when you’re trying to make a joke out of your trauma, but instead of laughing, people say, i’m so sorry that happened to you

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

McGraw-Hill gotta be overwhelmed making these new history books

[Courtney Dille @dille_pickle]

Perfect timing 🤪

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

12.29.20

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

No but seriously this year was so unnecessarily traumatic like ?????????????????????

[Courtney Dille @dille_pickle]

I hate how envious I feel right now. If you’re happy with the one you love, you are so lucky.

[Nicholindz Cage @lolzlindz]

Ok Kendall Jenner blowing out candles as a masked waiter holds her cake and tries to move out of the way was actually the scariest thing I saw on Halloween

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

we lose another hour of sunlight this sunday. for people w/ the winter blues, take your vitamin D, wake up earlier, more soups, more root vegetables, more journaling, more exercise, and more therapy.

[PJ Chukwurah @Chukey_D]

Only in America would Tik-Tok be banned before semi-automatic rifles

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

oh my god

[TheMariosaurus @Themariosaurus]

Watching other countries recover from covid while my country thinks its a political stunt and we gotta start all over again

[Mik | OkSoBoom on 🦋 @OkSoMik]

My BD said it himself: men get credit for doing literally the bare fucking minimum. We go out together with Ava and it’s a whole new world. He was carrying her toy one day and this older black woman was like “omg such a good dad!” Girl we ain’t seen him in 3 years lmfao, go away.

[CBS News @CBSNews]

BREAKING: White supremacist Daniel Lewis Lee put to death as U.S. carries out the first federal execution in 17 years https://t.co/yUtUk0nIb5

[Courtney Dille @dille_pickle]

@bbbinwonderland @emmanj98 Kim’s Creamery, RIP 😭

[Courtney Dille @dille_pickle]

@mayraereed I literally JUST had this realization last week! Like, wait... I gotta readjust my way of thinking.

[Courtney Dille @dille_pickle]

@jokatkeith We get it, you’re pretty 🙄 don’t rub it in. Jk, FLAUNT. IT. GIRL.