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Natty Addy Pi, hangover connoisseur

[brewster @brewsternova]

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

[sam🎮 @sam_niac]

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote

[Pat 🐺 @CFB_Pat]

#RollTide

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Black Mirror episode where my fantasy team is projected to win every week but never even comes fucking close.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

UPDATE: Future responds to Astronomer CEO Andy Byron’s alleged affair situation via his IG story:

“I can’t save you twin u on ur own”

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked Nick Saban and he said he wasn’t going to so quit asking

[Mike Buckley @MichaelBuckle17]

And there we have it, the worst Thursday of all time

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

How Smith & Wesson look at me on a Sunday after 5pm

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Hello sharks today I am asking for $500 000 to enjoy my summer

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

most adults are actually very stupid.

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

JUST IN: Future is one of the top contenders to become the next Pope, according to Vatican experts

[Thomas Fahrer @thomas_fahrer]

Can't wait for WW1 to end so we can get rid of this temporary income tax.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

11am beers at Chili's

[Fireball @CleanRas]

09 Randy orton, you at least gotta hear him out, do you know who that man was at that time !!?

[bum @BattleRapBum]

gotta drop this for the one time

[kelsey sutton @kelseytsutton]

this would be me if the falcons just gave me the chance