Imagine one of them fell to their death. The pressure on the other one to jump, to demonstrate their love. Cos if they didn't, social media would tear them to pieces. "I would of jumped", etc.
Yes, would "of".
That's reason enough to jump. All that "would of" shite.
BOURDAIN: Alright so tell me what this is.
CITIZEN: This is apple pie. It is a classic American food.
BOURDAIN: Okay, so-- wait, what are you doing?
CITIZEN: I am adding a small scoop of ice cream.
BOURDAIN: [chuckling skeptically] All right. All right. Fuck it. Let's do this.