dillionaire89

Urban Philosopher. poet, academic, observer of all things

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Can’t even lie. It’s painful watching the Buffs. 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Brandon Stokley @bstokley14]

The situation with Shilo could’ve been handled a long time ago. Ask yourself why Deion is running from the subpoena Do some research and it’s a really bad deal and @CUBuffsFootball is stuck with a big contract they can’t get out of. FACTS!!!

[Pyrex Chapman @Mariannoo]

you could legit put “The King Of Queens” entire series on shuffle and never be disappointed in which episode it lands on next.

a true masterpiece.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

@PatMcAfeeShow Tony Perkis was misunderstood

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I'm old enough to remember when Tebow first blew up at Florida. Always thought he had to have been hiding some big secret bc there's just no way anybody is really that good of a person.

20 years later he is the only guy I can think of who was built up by the media to be a saint and has actually lived up to it. Also has a higher playoff passer rating than Tom Brady.

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Matthew Dellavedova

That guy rocked.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

He's being dramatic.

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Danny Boy Cane goes right hand over heart for the National Anthem.

Mintzy goes with the less traditional left hand technique.

[Michael Irvin @michaelirvin88]

BTA

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Come on Ohio! You are embarrassing the entire conference!

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Anyway here's a Roman epitaph for a dog from 2000 years ago

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Still an all timer. Happy Thanksgiving everybody! To all the wacky families out there.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Michigan Beats Ohio Again!!! #Goblue

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

DALLAS!

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Nicolas Cage says out of his entire filmography — He’d want movie fans to watch ‘Pig’

(via @newyorker)

[J. Kyle Mann @jkylemann]

bill walton describing my belief system in six seconds

[RG 📷 @RyanGreeneDNVR]

Air Jokic

[dillionaire89 @dillionaire89]

@CecilLammey @DenverSportsCom Think Noah Fant would be available in a trade?

[Glue Guy Sports @GlueGuy_Sports]

#1. Here comes the All American…
Bill Raftery brings this one over the top. We get a “onions”, “a little kiss” and a “smooch”