Ethan Dillo

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[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Sorry kid you need a college degree to send emails for our company have you considered operating huge dangerous machinery that runs at 1500 degrees

[Jamalapeño @hotjamalle]

Once you transition from that fake jumper around the house to a fake golf swing you’re washed

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its a beautiful day to be Alive…..Sun’s out, birds are singing and you’re Still a Badmotherfucker!!!!!!!

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

i wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you cant do that anymore

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Red Lobster is officially out of bankruptcy, and 35-year-old CEO Damola Adamolekun is leading the revival—introducing seafood boil bags, $5 drinks, and pledging better service, upgraded food, and revamped interiors! 🔥🎉

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

New Red Lobster CEO just revamped the menu with seafood boil bags and $5 drinks! 35 year old Damola Adamolekun is the new CEO & promises better service, food and interiors.

Red Lobster is no longer in bankruptcy!

[Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️ @theralkia]

My favorite fun facts about meditation:

1) It can make you schizophrenic
2) It can kill you

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

This is the best Star Wars meme ever

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

these crackheads are updating each year

[Orange Book 🍊📖 @orangebook]

If you are not making progress year after year, you aren’t serious about your long-term goal

There is nothing more common than people who keep saying for years that they’re gonna do something, and never deliver

You want long-term progress, you need a short-term sense of urgency

[Oops That's Deadly @pudgypcngulns]

What would you do in this situation ?

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“Even Dark Knights have…

Dark nights..”

[Chris. @chefmade_92]

You wouldn’t understand

[Magnus Carlsen @MagnusCarlsen]

I am him.

[HisWattson @HisWattson]

🗿 $2,000 Gaming PC Giveaway 🗿
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[Genius💡💹🧲 🤖 @GeniusPothead]

So true 😂