Punxsutawney Dill

I've got a scar across my forehead turning purple in the cold

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Hit him with a pitch wtf

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So is @PlayStation going to reimburse all their users for not being able to use services we pay for?

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Verizon: Next time you decide to shut my alarms off, you can pay my salary for the day. Fuck you.

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Bongs of kief for breakfast.

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Tomorrow, stoop kid leaves his stoop

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"You smell like a skunk" -my boss

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I really don't sleep enough

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I hate having days off

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Terrified to fly in a few weeks lmao

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😢

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I am waaaaay too caffeinated for this hour

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I need to stop waking up at 430

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Good morning to everyone other than the refs that GAVE the Knicks the win last night. Worst officiating ever.

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L I F E

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Bragging about being beaten as a child is a real weird flex.

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What language do deaf people think in?

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If you unfriend people and still view their shit, you're fucking weird.

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Day 4 with a fever over 100. Kill me :)

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Love this Yankees squad already

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I have had a cell phone for ~20 years and I still forget to plug the fuckin thing in while I sleep