Dillõn

i wanna be a robot soo bad

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

Luigi is gonna get a record amount of panties sent to him in prison

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

No. Seriously.
WHO THE FUCK IS LISTENING TO JELLY ROLLS MUSIC

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

Im still voting MR BEAST for president in 2036

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

Democrats going from a dude who speaks like he’s in a dream to a woman who speaks like shes laid out on opiates

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

Ah yes, the dreaded fat rash

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

Obese Disney adults that break out with a rash when they move. 2024

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

Fellas, if she doesn’t answer, send her 5 more text messages, then 3 more. If that doesn’t work, start calling her and dont stop

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

@kimberlycongdon U stupid?

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Anyone else get the vibe that hammerhead sharks fell off? When I was a kid I felt like they were a top 2-3 shark, now I never think about them.

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

Whoopi: I don’t wipe. I let turds roll down my pant leg and kick until the shit falls out. (The TV audience begins to agree and clap) If that makes me a liberal then let me tell you something America. I won’t ever wash my big ass again

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Target Circle Week

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

No shit Paul Skenes is immediately a great MLB pitcher. Hes got Livvy Dune sucking his cock for christ sake

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

Joni fucking Mitchell

[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

this is actually insane

imagine the decline after 4 more years 😬

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

You cant say curse words on instagram but you can watch someone explode after touching a live wire

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

They need to put whatever speed-cocktail Biden is going to be on in every elementary school water fountain

[Dillõn @dillondillonpc]

If I was mlb commissioner, pitchers would have to use pine tar every pitch