Dillon Goolsby

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

Some of y’all may never understand the flex it would have been to cop this bad boy at a @Scholastic book fair in 2003 and it shows

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

What if the Illuminati has been trying to sacrifice Tiger for years like they did to Kobe but he’s just so gone off the perks he keeps surviving it

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

@SleeperTBBUCS Todd Bowles.

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

Hold on. Let him cook

[Chris Nodimas🍄 @CholeraFan]

Free the schizos

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

Arrest them all. Public executions and let them face God for their crimes. #EpsteinFiles

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

🚨🚨Breaking: People are saying Todd Bowles has information that could lead to the arrest of @HillaryClinton and / or @netanyahu - report from @AdamSchefter

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

@BarstoolGruden can I interest you in a job in Tampa, FL?

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

@Geraldini93 Bring back chucky

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

Santa came through with the @bakermayfield throwback and little man was pumped

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

So when are we arresting @PamBondi ??

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

@OldTakesExposed have yourself a night. Roll Tide

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

All the homies are voting for @j_fishback

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

Fire Todd Bowles

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

Could make a grown man cry @SleeperHQ

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

@LauraLoomer Christ is King.

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

SEC fans when their team had a coaching vacancy

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

Dear @YouTubeTV,

You suck.

Sincerely,
College Football Fans

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

@zach_seyko My buddy’s girlfriend’s sister’s hairdresser’s cousin is a realtor and said Nick Saban has been house shopping in Happy Valley. Trust me, bro

[Dillon Goolsby @DillonGoolsby]

Shohei Ohtani leaving the Dodgers to play for the Savannah Bananas ahh post

[Zach Seyko @zach_seyko]

The names I keep hearing the most for Penn State’s next head coach:

Brian Hartline
Jeff Brohm
Bob Chesney
Kalen DeBoer

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

"Dad, what was Baker Mayfield's comeback like?"