Dill

just tryna get put into group messages tbh

[Dill @DillonHuval]

Asked someone for a Sonic shake flavor recommendation and they said “vanilla” and I have never felt so betrayed

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Gonna “it is what it is” my way through the pain

[Dill @DillonHuval]

A gentleman in one of my Facebook groups just referred to his newborn child as him and his wife’s “new fuck trophy” 💀

[Dill @DillonHuval]

This how the people at Subway put on that Baja Chipotle sauce.

[Dill @DillonHuval]

Haven’t sucked tapioca pearls suspended in a sweet dairy/tea mixture out of a large diameter straw all year and it really shows.

[Dill @DillonHuval]

Black eyed peas for happiness, prosperity, and heath!!

[Dill @DillonHuval]

You got a spoon? Thought not, lame

[Dill @DillonHuval]

I’ve been getting targeted ads for Rolex watches… do y’all research first lol

[Dill @DillonHuval]

Whoever pop fireworks on Christmas Eve can choke on a Yule log

[Dill @DillonHuval]

Venmo me @dillonhuval we buying shots for Jesus

[Dill @DillonHuval]

@lolizabella As a deutan color blind person, I can confirm

[James @CaucasianJames]

helping my dad (0 twitter followers) shovel the driveway. always remember to help out the less fortunate, especially during the holiday season

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i went to total drama island and they all knew you

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this guy getting hyped over the gingerbread man is killing me 😭😭

[Dill @DillonHuval]

I bought/ate sprouts for the first time today. The health effects should kick in any moment now

[Dill @DillonHuval]

Imagine caring about a single thing any “celebrity” thinks. Those people do. not. care.

[Dill @DillonHuval]

@lolizabella You forgot to add no cap at the end

[Dill @DillonHuval]

The winter solstice urge to fall asleep standing up in front of the heater