Dillon Schumann

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

There were 239,416 illegal aliens encountered at southern border in May.

That’s roughly 59,000 per week.

7,700 per day.

320 per hour.

5 per minute.

And it’s not slowing down.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

This has to stop. They’re indoctrinating our damn military with this shit.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

I was considering reselling my guns to the government but after a quick background check discovered they have a history of violence and instability.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

The forces of good prevailed today

[Der Schniefmeister @zniffo]

BREAKING - The U.S. Mint has released the new official coin commemorating the success of the Biden economy.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

General Motors CEO virtue signaling how “clean” the new Chevy Volt is.

Then a reporter asks where the charging electricity comes from.

Oh my…. Wait for it.

Awkward.

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Vernon Jones @VernonForGA]

I don’t trust liberals to determine what an assault weapon is when they can’t even determine what a woman is.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Don’t let people who surround themselves with armed security tell you that YOU can’t own a firearm to defend yourself.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Never, never never give up your right to bear arms. You are your greatest protector. No one will protect your life better than you. Not the police or your favorite politician. You and only you are your best defense. Never let anyone shame you for standing up for your rights.

[Claire @ClaireFosterPHD]

Marijuana is not harmless, it ruins lives. My daughter went to prison for 10 years after I reported her to the police. Tough love is always better than an overdose.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

mfs be going to sleep at 5 AM and wake up at 3 PM and be like “what’s the move” bro the day already over

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Not gonna happen in Texas.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Twitter is evidently concerned about me offending the sensibilities of British royalty

[Declan Williams @DeclanWiliams3]

Super excited to announce my commitment to the University of Rhode Island! @RhodyFootball @ChrisLorenti @CoachJCooper @ScuderiStephen @CoachWayneG @ScuderiStephen

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

Unless you are being emotionally rewarded for something, you'll eventually stop doing it, no matter how much willpower you have. To stick to a new positive behavior, you must find a way to make it fun, exciting or emotionally valuable in another way.

[Declan Williams @DeclanWiliams3]

Blessed beyond belief! Im honored to say that I’ve received a Full Scholarship to the University of Rhode Island to further my academic and athletic career!! @ChrisLorenti @CoachJCooper @ScuderiStephen @CoachWayneG @PaulVIFootball @CoachDemrick

[Sterling Doty @CoachDoty_SHS]

3 Year Starter for us, State Champion, Dominant, Nasty, Athletic! Complete Package!

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @kaitlynzieler]

I miss when people didn’t get offended by everything

[Callan Gibbons @calgib1171]

chilis can do no wrong in my opinion, and i will die on that hill