Dillon Stoneking

[Gus Kenworthy @guskenworthy]

I'm not gonna say that if you vote then I'll have sex with you but if you don't then I can promise you that I won't.

[trill @houstonbred]

look at this fucking psychopath

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Like any good dip, there are 8 layers to a Midwestern goodbye:

- about to leave warning
- a "we've gotta go" statement
- hugs
- walking to the doorway
- one more conversation in the doorway
- more hugs
- talking while everyone's piling in the doorway
- placing hand on doorknob

[spencer @Sssnakeepit]

OH LAWD HE COMIN

[Summer @summer95]

I LIVE WITH A TINY PREDATOR (sorry for my shriek)

[Teresa Hoang @teresaqhoang]

forget pumpkin spice IT’S SOUP SEASON

YOU’VE GOT
POTATO SOUP
CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP
BUTTERNUT SQUASH SOUP
FRENCH ONION SOUP
CHICKEN TORTILLA SOUP
CHEESY BROCCOLI SOUP
ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP
TOMATO SOUP

just so many soups happy soup season

[Justine 🐥 @justinem_clark]

y’all got sum.... uuhhh,,, lamps???

[Dillon Stoneking @dillonstoneking]

@ChickenxNuggz @JoeSantagato Aren’t isn’t a real word though

[Taylor @taylordonahue__]

What
The
Fuck https://t.co/ZgmEWoRVpZ

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

It's been long week. We need a little soul. This is Al Green on Soul Train in 1972.

Wait for the drop.

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