Claire Dillow

I am a pretty stellar human being. I am obsessed with the Muppets and I basically am a Muppet for all intents and purposes.

[Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn]

#PrawnProTips – Find somebody who's kind of a big deal, but doesn't know it. Like me... I'm humble like this, okay.

[Kurt Kohlstedt @KurtKohlstedt]

Meanwhile, in Philadelphia: a play in three acts.

[Claire Dillow @dillow_e]

@SpicyPrawn I would give you my entire wallet (including the contents) if I could take you to dinner, okay?! #muppets #wineanddine

[Claire Dillow @dillow_e]

@TheMuppets @SpicyPrawn Can't say no to that irresistible king prawn @SpicyPrawn nor to any @TheMuppets that is. Retweet complete, okay?!

[The Muppets @TheMuppets]

Hey, you. Yes... You! @SpicyPrawn wants you to retweet this.

[Pepé the King Prawn @SpicyPrawn]

I'm always fashionably late, okay... I stay up late, wake up late, and show up to work late. Is okay because is fashionable.

[Claire Dillow @dillow_e]

Dog Easter egg hunt & professional dog photos https://t.co/Pe7kyAKtVy @TekuTavern @emeraldcitypet @ddlseattle @Crownhillpet @MetroDogSEA

[Claire Dillow @dillow_e]

Great @SeattleHumane event @fspkirkland. Happy to be representing @BarkHappy tonight!