Dilbo Baggins

I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car.

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

Myles Garrett clearly upset with fans booing Deshaun Watson’s injury. Said Watson “does pretty much everything right. He’s been a model citizen through college and most of the pros.”

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@MarkMaddenX

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@mike_pisano1 Paul giamatti as einstein singing the burger king song as a super bowl commercial? Who says no?

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@sauer_jason RIP real football (??-2023)

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Yesterday someone told me you can pass out from pushing too hard while pooping and i can’t stop laughing about it

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@mike_pisano1 @bgtennisnation clearly!

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Wow great stat thank u for sharing

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Good morning.

Jayson Tatum leads this playoffs in total points and total assists.

[Dilbo Baggins @dillpicklles]

Sees a girl on a dating app that likes something i enjoy

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Just saw a kid in a t-shirt that said “Breaking Hearts and Blasting Farts” and I gave him a respectful nod.

[Dilbo Baggins @dillpicklles]

This is a tough one

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Start, bench, cut.

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I’m so addicted to the “first time listening to this song” videos. Watching someone enjoy something you also enjoy is an immediate serotonin boost

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I aspire

[Tom McGovern @tommcgovern27]

a man in his 70’s walked up to my piano and slapped this down with $100 during the first 10 minutes of the show last night

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???

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

What are the Best “M” Things? @LightsCameraPod

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You can only make this pass if you’re european no doubt

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

???

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Charge

[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

This should never be called. Just ignore the falling player.

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@fra423 Looks like they have it all figured out to me

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Guy was down bad to his bookie and came back big during sunday night football

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Is that what the whole mask thing is? He robbing y’all?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Kanye West Is Charging Us $200 To Listen To Donda 2 https://t.co/5RwCTJTy0C

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@sauer_jason Do you ghost write colin cowherd rants

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He’s going to be so good when he has a real NFL o-line. Just let me dunk on him for this one thing. Thank you

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I hope burrow has to wear that dumb suit when he walks to his bus tonight. Outside of that egregious non-OPI call at the start of the second half he threw for 190 yards and no TDs