Dylan Shields

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

Meet your new Canadian Fentanyl Czar

[David Polansky @polanskydj]

Everyone is so surprised whenever Affleck is revealed to be quite intelligent. Why did you think there were so many candid shots of him out there looking miserable?

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

moderator: what are your views on the economy?

joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm.

donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Dads love announcing to everyone the name of the river they are crossing on a road trip.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Someone needs to get all the Megans, Meagans, and Meghans, in a room and finally figure this mess out.

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

In the '90s, an unconventional self-defense method called "Soda in the Eyes" involved using a can of soda to distract or disorient attackers by spraying or throwing the contents at their eyes.

[Anders Osborne @Anders_Osborne]

My new album “Picasso’s Villa” will be out on April 26th! Pre-save the album and listen to my single “Bewildered” and the links below! 🎸

Pre-save “Picasso’s Villa”: https://t.co/9X1pUjGsVg

Listen to “Bewildered”: https://t.co/KSXghBSUAM

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

why didn’t voldemort just run harry potter over with a car

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

What is going on here? 😂

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

This sea otter heard it was Friday which means nothing to the sea otter.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Just remember, jumping on a bison and yelling “yip yip” will not make it fly.

But you will.

[Dylan Shields @dilly_s]

@Super70sSports

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Everyday I’m rustlin’ 🍂

[chyea ok @chyeaok]

Lmao @PeteButtigieg

[Ray Mackey Photo @RayMackeyNL]

Conception Bay South, Newfoundland. #newfoundland #Canada #explorenl #explorecanada

[gaut @0xgaut]

ok this is absolutely *wild*

using AI to live translate and sync your lips

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Download an app, register as a user, load your credit card info, and scroll through seven pages of questions to avoid saying, “1 large pepperoni pizza please” into a phone.

[Dylan Shields @dilly_s]

@radioKristy Wow! We’re like a real city!!

[bobby @bobby]

you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.