Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾

I hope this email finds you well.

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

If only Phoebe and Kramer met

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Beverly hillbillies and chill

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

lime popsicles will forever have a special place in my heart

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

What a good day

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

You know it’s over when you look forward to the other person leaving your house

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Bout to change the ESPN password, should’ve watched what you said to me

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

My man sent a black suburban for me

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Figured out how to block unknown callers. Bitch, goodbye.

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

This lady asked me if my cat was pregnant, no bitch, she’s just big bellied stop body shaming her

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Hiring a cleaning lady is not defeat, it’s self preservation.

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Like we are deadass in a Chinese wellness center rn frfr

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Wow this dude is really fucking Chinese bro

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Your parents ain’t shit and you ain’t either

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Baby moving all about makes me feel so weird lol.

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

lame to pay for the check mark

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

I just dogged an egg and cheese and now this, it’s called ✨ balance ✨

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Next year imma buy a house for this girl to run around in

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I think every woman hits that season where she's not angry anymore, just aware. You see people clearly. You move differently. You don't explain.. you just shift. That's maturity mixed with grace.

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Go jump in the tub with them and drown bitch

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

Waiting for these results is really fucking frustrating

[Marissa Beaumont 👩🏽‍🌾 @dilmerenaa]

There’s nothing funnier than seeing your partner slip a little on ice