Lodge Dils

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

people can criticize kyrie irving all they want. all i’ll say is this: after i got the vaccine i found i was completely unable to play basketball at the nba level

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Lucas Moura takes his Ajax hat-trick matchball everywhere 🤩

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

These kids had to get blasted at their parents house last night to celebrate. Burrow just got handed the keys to a franchise and he’s forced to have a “whatever’s in the pantry” buzz sleeping in his old race car bed.

[Lodge Dils @dils_lodge]

2:00 pm: change out of my sleeping sweatpants and into my work sweatpants

[Demba Ba @dembabafoot]

Score

[Lodge Dils @dils_lodge]

nothing gets lost quicker than the bread tie after you get a new loaf

[Robert Lewandowski @lewy_official]

I have to confess....I am addicted to scoring goals 😁⚽⚽⚽⚽ @FCBayern

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

england only works because everyone agrees to drive on the wrong side of the road at the same time. one boy scout tries to be a hero and it all goes to hell

[Lodge Dils @dils_lodge]

visiting grandparents is mystifying- was asked to come over to change a few lightbulbs but next thing I know it’s 2 and a half hours later and i’m walking out with a full dinner set of silverware and a week’s supply of food

[Mats Hummels @matshummels]

Yes

[Jimmy G @jimmygards]

HERMAN: does this mean Texas is back, Matt?

MCCONAUGHEY: lemme clue you in on a little something, Tomás - there is no "back." We're just mollusks. In-ver-te-brates. Humble organisms occupying this here Mer-ce-des bio-dome. Let that stew in your innards, Squidman. Hook thee.

[Lodge Dils @dils_lodge]

a hint of mint some may even say

[Lodge Dils @dils_lodge]

to whoever left a Juul pod in their clothes and used the dryer: thank you, my clothes now smell minty fresh

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

"All I'm saying is, if Ronaldo is worth £105m I've got to be at least worth £200m"

[Jesse Lingard @JesseLingard]

No mum, I’m not coming home. It’s...

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

I'm not doing shit for New Year's and the most exciting thing about it for me is how curious I am to see how they're gonna do the 2018 sunglasses. Is the lens gonna be in the top or bottom circle of the 8? Hey man you never know. Just gonna have to tune in. Wow my life is crazy

[Carbreezy @Cbone__]

All your life people will judge you and drag you down if you refuse to conform to societal norms to “fit in”. Well I’m here to tell you to just be yourself, and then and ONLY THEN, will you be able to find and destroy the 7th horcrux

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Flight WC2018 to Russia is now boarding ✈️