Gráinne Evans

Insatiable homeless romantic, and I mean that in the literal sense.

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

There were some really nice dish drying racks at TK Maxx the other day, and that is how I know I am officially middle aged.

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

I did not leave it in the bathroom, so where the heck did I put it - my autobiography

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

Thought I was getting better at controlling my bladder, you know, grown up things. Turns out I was just dehydrated.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

JUST IN: 6,000 Tesla workers walked in expecting to work and walked out unemployed.

Musk blames ‘restructuring,’ but let’s not pretend this is anything but capitalism's favorite trick: profits over people.

And no, it’s not about Trump—it’s about unchecked greed, period.

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

Do you ever think about Gráinne O’Malley and just get sad?

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

ㅤ

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Corporations on June 1st

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Drag Shows are not inherently sexual but Child Beauty Pageants 100% are, hope this helps!

[Twirl 🌈 - Maskin' an' Vaxxin' @TwirlyMcSwirl]

Okay, Google - show me in one picture why diversity is important.

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

"Still punk as fuck", I whisper as I reach for my pill organizer

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

Is it creepy to publicly request any remaining nudes of myself that might be floating around? Not really on speaking terms with most of the people who have them & I am genuinely curious about the quality I was putting out in, like, flip-phone era. Was I as hot as I think I was?

[David C Bell @MovieHooligan]

I simply cannot stress enough how little I need CNN to be reporting stories like these

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

That was the moment that she realized that it was true, no matter how much she wanted to believe otherwise. Grown men do not want to be your friend.

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

Is there anybody in the world who dislikes the music of the Talking Heads?

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

Because I strongly believe we all need it, I am sharing a link for a week of therapy with BetterHelp. I have only just started using the service myself so I cannot provide a review, but it is worth a shot.
Get 1 free week if you sign up using this link: https://t.co/Q3RRuGcPh6

[TimSmithWordSmith @word_sm1]

New vid for your eyeholes. This one is all about them dog breeds. Five of them. Five of them dog breeds. #etymology #words #wordlover

https://t.co/tvSwLJIshJ

[Gráinne Evans @dim_wiseacre]

@plasticbottru Black Velvet comes to mind