🚨 JORDAN VS. SCALISE: House Republicans are casting secret ballots for minority leader within the hour.
Steve Scalise is running on experience. Jim Jordan is running as the change candidate and the fighter who will take on the far-left Democrat agenda.
Republicans just lost the House. Running it back with the same leadership isn't the answer.
The GOP needs new leadership... BIGLY.
Well, folks, today would have been my son Mac’s 36th birthday.
It felt fitting to release Graceful Warrior today, on his birthday. This book tells the story of our family’s journey through some of life’s most difficult moments, and the faith, hope, and love that carried us through. My hope is that somewhere in these pages, someone facing their own difficult season might find a little encouragement, strength, or comfort. If this book can help even one person, then sharing our story will have been worth it.
Thank you to everyone who preordered the book, shared kind words, and supported me throughout this journey. It means more than I can say.
Graceful Warrior is available now wherever books are sold. I hope you’ll pick up a copy. And the audio book is available also. I recorded it this past summer.
Happy birthday, Mac. We love you and miss you every day.
Graceful Warrior here and other online outlets: https://t.co/WgtmSo5HTE
Jesus FUCKING Christ, Massie. Every time I think Congress has finally scraped the absolute bottom of the barrel of useless, self-important, backstabbing assholes, you come crawling out from underneath it like a syphilitic fucking sewer rat with a superiority complex and a desperate need for somebody, ANYBODY, to give a shit what you think.
You’ve spent your entire worthless career as a preening, self-righteous little bitch who never actually did a goddamn thing except clap for the cameras, cash the checks, and jerk yourself off about how principled you are while the rest of the party actually tried to win. You're a walking participation trophy with a congressional pension, the political equivalent of a wet fart in an elevator who somehow convinced himself he's Thomas fucking Jefferson.
And now, for your grand fucking finale, you’re counting “eight impeachable acts” like some pious little altar boy with a hard-on for losing, because Pete Hegseth is effective, the war is going the way your voters wanted, and your colleagues aren’t stupid enough to follow a lame-duck loser into a political suicide pact.
Eight! EIGHT! Congratulations, you sanctimonious dipshit. Did you count them all by yourself, or did you need your Democrat buddies to take your shoes off so you could get past ten?
And since you've suddenly appointed yourself the nation's supreme authority on military accountability, let's revisit Lloyd fucking Austin.
The Secretary of Defense vanished into a hospital for days, the President wasn't informed, his own deputy didn't know the full circumstances, and the Pentagon's chain of command looked like a goddamn Three Stooges reunion.
WHERE THE FUCK WAS CAPTAIN ACCOUNTABILITY THEN, YOU SPINELESS, TWO-FACED LITTLE SHITSTAIN?
No impeachment crusade. No constitutional sermon. No theatrical outrage. Apparently your principles were buried somewhere between your pinecone collection and whatever Democrat's ass you were kissing that week.
But Hegseth starts kicking ass, and suddenly the mighty Thomas Massie emerges from his woodland fucking monastery, clutching his impeachment articles like Moses descending Mount Sinai, ready to lecture everybody about constitutional responsibility.
Spare me the sanctimonious horseshit, you gutless fraud.
You've become the Democrats' favorite useful Republican, a pompous, backstabbing jackass who mistakes sabotaging his own party for some grand demonstration of moral superiority. You're the political equivalent of a hemorrhoid that learned to quote the Federalist Papers.
And the funniest fucking part? Kentucky finally saw through the act.
After years of listening to you congratulate yourself for being the smartest, bravest, most principled man in Washington, your own voters apparently decided they'd rather have an empty fucking chair than another term of your insufferable bullshit.
Imagine possessing an ego so catastrophically inflated that getting your ass handed to you at the ballot box only convinces you the country desperately needs MORE of your unsolicited wisdom.
You're the drunk asshole being thrown out of the bar who keeps screaming that HE'S the one who decided to leave.
And now, with the clock running out on your miserable congressional career, you're spending your remaining political oxygen trying to kneecap an administration your own party elected. What an extraordinary fucking achievement. Years in Congress, and your farewell performance is practically indistinguishable from something written by the Democratic National Committee.
You had an opportunity to leave Washington with whatever scraps of dignity you had left. Instead, you've chosen to spend your final days as a bitter little political cockroach, desperately scrambling for relevance while the lights go out.
So here's some advice, Tommy.
Go clear out your empty office, go fuck yourself with that pinecone on the way out, and take your resume full of nothing with you.
You're a pathetic, irrelevant, treasonous clown who peaked as a meme, and your greatest congressional accomplishment was demonstrating just how fucking unbearable one self-important asshole can become.
Now take your persecution complex, your worthless political legacy, and your bottomless reservoir of self-righteous horseshit, shove it all straight up your ass, and FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF, you pinecone-sucking, zero-accomplishment, traitor-ass motherfucker. 🖕
WE ARE BEING POISONED WITHOUT CONSENT
They spray our skies, blast us with 5G radiation, and inject experimental cocktails — all while we breathe, live, and try to survive.
WE DO NOT CONSENT.
This is not "public health."
This is slow-motion depopulation in plain sight.
Your body. Your choice.
Your future. Your fight.
My opinion on Tuesday. I am tired of hearing people whine and complain about this person or that group and then have the BALLS to complain about President Trump. The first president to stand up and do what should have been done 47 years ago Just because you had to pay $1 more for gas. STFU!!!! Suck it up and fight!!!
🚨 JUST IN OVERNIGHT: Sec. Marco Rubio just stood beside President Trump at Mar-a-Lago and FULLY STOOD BEHIND his POTUS, making CLEAR he's not resigning
"It would have been very EASY to do what multiple presidents before him have done — which is ignore the Iran thing, leave it for the next guy."
"We cannot live in a world in which the most radical terroristic regime on the planet possesses a weapon of mass destruction."
"This president wasn't elected to IGNORE...He did it for you. Not for him, not for anybody else."
"I know he'll continue to do it. And that's why I'm so honored to be his Secretary of State." 🇺🇸
Glad Marco is staying around! He's got an overseas trip coming up
Remember that when Dems take over in January, they will go FULL obstruction mode on any Trump nominee. There is no other Marco who can get 99 Senate votes, and they will never confirm another Hegseth!
MARCO IS A PATRIOT. Stephen Miller is with Trump in FL too 🔥
🚨🇺🇸 LARA TRUMP JUST SAID WHAT NO POLITICIAN WILL: President Trump KNEW the Iran war was a political loser that could wipe out the midterms — and he did it ANYWAY because he put the SAFETY of the American people FIRST, not votes! 🔥 While critics scream about short-term gas prices and election losses, Trump took the hard call to stop Iran from ever getting a nuclear weapon that could threaten U.S. cities and the world. He has said repeatedly he would do it again, because “you can’t let Iran have a nuclear weapon.” This is leadership that chooses long-term security over easy polls. 🇺🇸💪 What do you think — was it worth it?