RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ

no stupid questions.
what did i just say?

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

╱ TEMPORARY PINNED.

rick sanchez from rick & morty.
from dimension C–137… but not really.
multiverse rp is largely encouraged!

writer is 19 ; account is MDNI.

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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di… di–di–dimentia? what the hell is it with you kids & dimentia? do you even KNOW how dimentia works? this is boring now. i’m going back—(burp)—t–t–to killing someone. or something.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎*‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᵁᴸᵀᴵᴹᴬᵀᴱ ┈ 𝓛𝒖͟𝒄͟𝒌. @hxpepilled]

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.. ahaha, i get it now ..
you were making a joke.

you must think all of those
things because you’re suff-
ering from dementia .. that
would certainly explain it ..

on another note .. i haven’t
been in high school for about
four years now, so .. ⤸
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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no one’s smart enough to crack cloning, sum–sum.

(pause.)

are you EVEN named summer?
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[𝙁𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝙁𝘰𝘳𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 @TheFashionGuy_]

Like this one isn't wearing yellow but its obviously the same fucking kid like?

Did someone invent cloning and like not tell the world about it or something? Like?

[𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐳 @C137Genius]

𝑾𝑼𝑩𝑩𝑨 𝑳𝑼𝑩𝑩𝑨 𝑫𝑼𝑩 𝑫𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑩❕

#RaMRP 𝑿 #MVRP

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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WOWWW, MY TONGUE! REVOLUTIONARY! (sharp turn,) A–A–AS IF I HAVEN’T SEEN MY TONGUE DESTROYED IN A HUNDRED UNIVERSES B–B–BECAUSE OF ACIDIC ALIEN PUSSY!

(he throws a stun rig behind him.)
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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋. @GENERAL_COMMANX]

[ and he takes chase. ]

I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR DAMN TONGUE!

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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five seconds? hah. i can— i–i can do a lot more than run in five seconds. like. like, uhhh.

…

(he bolts!)
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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋. @GENERAL_COMMANX]

. . .

You have 5 seconds to run...

💢

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(on the general’s forehead: STUPID BITCH ASS)
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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wh–wh–what the hell is wrong with you. i-i-i should put you in a dimension where they have toilet for heads, y–y–you evil FUCK.
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[ᯓ★ 𝙎𝙊 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏 .ᐟ @SC8MBAGBLUE]

i fucking hate the minions.

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

@hatredmagus ⠀
GET OFF ME! I’M NOT FOOD! Y–Y–YOU HAVE A THING FOR GENDERBENT COUGARS, YOUNG LADY?! BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE!!!

(still pushing, struggling, kicking, wagging his arm everywhere.)
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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aaaAAAAAAAAAA, what the FUCK?! GET OUT! GET OFF! (pushing her off.)
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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who are these randos ending up in my turf?
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[Dr. Flugslys @D0c_Flug]

"From one evil genius to another, this won’t kill you"

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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oh. ohhh, nooow you’re quiet. i–i–i thought i made m–myself clear. what, you want to fight? (fists up.) i’m fighting teenagers today, i guess.
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎*‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᵁᴸᵀᴵᴹᴬᵀᴱ ┈ 𝓛𝒖͟𝒄͟𝒌. @hxpepilled]

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( for the first time in
his life, nagito was
stunned into silence. )

( what was he talking
about .ᐣ.ᐣ )
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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& why not. list fifteen reasons why i sh–sh–should listen to an emo tumblr sexyman—pilled high schooler from f–f–fictional japan. 💢
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[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ ‎*‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ᵁᴸᵀᴵᴹᴬᵀᴱ ┈ 𝓛𝒖͟𝒄͟𝒌. @hxpepilled]

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i don’t think you
should do that.
( * 😅 )
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(he bursts into laughter.)

haha—HAAA! look at your face! look at your——okay, stop—stop being genuinely guilty. look at all the guilt in y–your face. i was messing with you.
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[* ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝑛urse ‎ ‎‎ ‎ 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚。 @nursesfate]

( JOLTING——⁉️ )

whh ... what !? oh god– i'm so sorry! i don't think my alarm went off. *🙁💧

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(so many more things he wants to stay, but irrational rationality triumphs——he wants the terms & conditions of diane’s …godly? existence, afraid to commit if she’ll just end up leaving.)
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[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(he’s silent, listening to her explanation——though it could be that he’s speechless. maybe he just missed hearing her voice. when it enters his ear drums, it makes echoes, & the sound sticks onto the corners of his memory.) ↓
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[‘‘ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀꜱ ʟɪᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ … ’’ @THE_REAS0N_WHY]

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ You are not the first to be confused, dear … … … nor will you be the last —— for calling himself ‘ Prime ’, though ? He wasn't very smart, in the end. ”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ → A soft giggle slips from her lips, briefly covered by her hand.

⠀⠀⠀⠀“ Those of myself he'd [ + ]

[RiCK⎯⎯SANCHEZ @DIMENSION1300]

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(desperation envelops his voice. it’s so heavy, you couldn’t tell if he was still in the middle of processing her existence, her explanation.)

i… i forgive you. are you… are you going to stay, diane?
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