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"So it kind of feels like you're just giving me like, some more t-shirts, lady."
"Talking to God. Talking to God right now."

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You guys see Riz, takes out a gun in school, just a straight-up gun, like an arquebus.

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Rococoa, Amethar is fifth in line. For this to matter- do you know how many things would have to have gone wrong, to get to the point where this is going to matter?

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Gorthalax, it was very nice to meet you. You've made a cuckold of me.

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"Evan, say something super tight to Jammer."
"You're my best friend."

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Will you be my big sister? I would really, really love to have you as a big sister.

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A child would be born in this new world to the daughter of your daughter's son. Charmed and cursed alike shall he be, fair of face and quick of tongue, a shapeshifter and friend of the wind.

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The fact that I have not found such a quality in myself does not mean that someone as brilliant as Figueroth couldn't find something in me worthwhile.

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"You being duped is the only lie you've told I can't believe."

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Are you afraid to know the truth of your life, Gorgug?

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I have come here to make my friends cry.

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But it is a cynical and small soul that believes that worship diminishes the soul of the worshipper.

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"I cast therapy."
"You're far too late for me on that one."

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I don't think anyone who says 'I'm good at armies' would be good at armies.

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I have come here to make my friends cry.

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Guess what, bitch, I'm strong now.

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Infinite points of light appear from the warm and welcoming darkness and begin to coalesce, as something infinite and eternal chooses to make itself finite in order to show how much it loves those things which move in space and time.

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"Everyone knows she's a whore, alright?
"Okay, okay. I don't know that we should be putting down other women that much."
"Oh-"
"She's a succubus is what she is."

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"I don't know how many times I have to say goodbye to her, but, I don't know. Maybe you always--when somebody that you love dies, maybe all that you have is to say goodbye to them."

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"My name is Kipperlilly Copperkettle."
"Kipperlilly Copperkettle?"
"What are you, like, four different dogs? A white family's fleet of dogs."