Dimitri Enns

Reading serverlogs for a living..

[René Cannaò @rene_cannao]

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[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

can we stop this

can this stop

[John Opdenakker @j_opdenakker]

I got fired from the keyboard factory.

My boss said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

That's when I completely lost CTRL.

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[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@nixcraft Thank God ...

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@UpsonPhill @nixcraft Being an admin and reading logs for a living, IMHO only people who've no clue yell 'admin fxxked up' when they see 500,502,504... Which always confirms my profession.. I do know what it means, where the logs to look at and what caused it .. the ordinary user does not.

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@Android_History That was so awesome..

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

WTF? This guy is up to no good. First, created OpenAI to scan everything ignoring everyone's copyrights. Now, Sam Altman's new project uses an orb to scan people's eyes in order to create a unique digital identity. This is a privacy nightmare. Never give your biometric to a for-profit corporation https://t.co/XALJzUr5yt

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@nixcraft We are just in the beginning of it ...

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@nixcraft Type the first two letters of the command and then the arrow up button ..

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@nixcraft A @gitlab server ..

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

This piece is more than 20 years old and still so beautiful .. so much love in rap music .. "Block Episode" by Masta Ace, Punch&Words https://t.co/CfgKjJSjjJ

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@nixcraft The reason I uninstalled unattended upgrades on my desktop ... Either way I'm being bothered with all updates ...

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@Telekom_hilft warum?? Habe ich nicht bestellt. Brauche ich auch nicht ?

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

Endlich Mal Werbung die ich sehen will .. CC @GREENFIBER_de

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@Telekom_hilft was ist wenn nicht ?

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@elonmusk How do you know? Have you been there recently?

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@DKB_de @DKB_Support ich habe mich gerade riesig gefreut, im Bus ein paar Überweisungen erledigen zu können, ohne Karte oder TanGenerator dabei haben zu müssen. 👍👍 Für die neue App. Love it!

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@DKB_Support Und ... Ehm ... Visa OptOut gehört ganz klar zu den Nutzungsdaten ...

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

Hey @DKB_Support. Kann ich mit der neuen Visa Debit Card auch Bargeld im Supermarkt meiner Wahl kaufen? Habt ihr eine Liste aller teilnehmenden Händler?

[Dimitri Enns @dimitri_enns]

@DKB_Support Mal eine Idee für die neue DKB App ... Eine Funktion mit der mir der KTO Stand mit und ohne Abzug vorgemerkter Transaktionen angezeigt wird. So ein kleiner knob neben dem Kontostand wäre nice .. thx ..