Sara

Permanently bored and harried human being seeking dissimilar.

[Sara @dimloc]

@PBSport You're describing Kingdom!

[Sara @dimloc]

British actors will be having a taste of their own medicine. Coming over here, taking our detective shows...

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

America Ferrera blames Donald Trump as she joins growing list of stars fleeing the US for a new life in the UK https://t.co/hwG4Il41nE

[Sara @dimloc]

Give it 5 years, unless someone stops Russia.

[Ash @theashrb]

It’s the smug and sneering Brits doing up “that could never be us”for me 😂 you lot are living in cloud cuckoo land and aren’t paying attention to the signs in your own country. That’s all I’m gonna say.

[Sara @dimloc]

Ew, he's touching Florida!

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

And fuck that little hippo too

[Sara @dimloc]

@mutablejoe Hasn't he already been convicted? He's being sentenced in a couple of weeks, I think.

[Sara @dimloc]

@Geoff_McGivern In Soviet Russia, doom scrolls *you*.

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me opening Teams every morning

[Sara @dimloc]

Fate: tempted.

[Sara @dimloc]

@polidemitolog @irgarner Nah, this is meth.

[Sara @dimloc]

@Herring1967 "I told you so" requires that the other party acknowledge that thing went wrong. It doesn't work on the deeply delulu.

[Sara @dimloc]

I mean this is great news for the Pod Save America guys, if nothing else.

[Sara @dimloc]

It's not even fresh, man.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

What fresh hell is this?

[Sara @dimloc]

Another one?

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

Trump can barely speak a coherent sentence in his victory speech. This is just an abomination and an indictment.

[Sara @dimloc]

The Veep there with his wife. She is not accompanied by her children.

[Sara @dimloc]

Did he just hit on his dead mother-in-law?

[Hugo Rifkind @hugorifkind]

Spare me from four years of "why did the Democrats lose?" It's self-obsessed when the left does it, but it also gives the right a sly and shifty pass away from accountability. Trump and his voters have autonomy. They own this, whatever it means.

[Sara @dimloc]

@TheEggChef @5tevieM But what's the point of being selfish if you don't have the knowledge to choose selfishly in the correct way?

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

People are dunking on Dr. Phil, but voting for Trump because a pretty woman wouldn't talk to them is THE KEY DEMOGRAPHIC of Trump's supporters.

[Sara @dimloc]

Calling the panic police to see if I'm allowed to panic now.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Do NOT panic during this first part of the evening.

Rural counties report first because they have fewer votes to count -- tends to result in Republicans coming out to early leads.

Democratic count tends to come in later in the evening.

Keep Kamala and carry on a la.