Chris Dimo

Occasional commentary on the political and sporting landscape. All views expressed are my own. Expect some unfiltered Aussie perspective.

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@NMFCOfficial anything from the club president other than social issue opinions ? How about apologizing to the members for the crap that was just dished up.

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@EArocca Mate, we need you back there. Because the clowns running the circus have no idea.

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@theindextracker 10 goal loss next week. We ain't got no hope with that game plan. Our players are not skillful enough to execute a high possession game style. Would love to know who leads the comp in most goals conceded from turnovers. We would have to be up there.

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@Socceroos @FootballAUS @cvolpato10 @SerieA_EN Mate, just be honest you wanted to play for Italy and that's fair enough. There's more Prestige playing for Italy than Australia but the fact that they didn't make it and you saw an opportunity with AUS. Nothing wrong with that brother. Just be honest with us.

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@NMFCOfficial Mate you're fucking dreaming. West coast are going to smash us by 10 goals. Lock it in.

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@Shinbonerspod Trade ldu for picks so Brady can fuck those up as well

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@benprentice01 @NMFCOfficial Fuckwit

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@NMFCOfficial Quality. Thank God we've got ldu the shark eh?

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@Shinbonerspod @marniecohen @NMFCOfficial

NMFC Game Plan, Upon receiving the ball:
Handball to a player surounded by 3 opponents and then execute one of the following:
-rush a kick to player under pressure
-rush a kick to an opposition player creating a turnover
-rush a kick out of bounds
-handball recieving player look backwards for another handball and repeat above steps

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@nplvictoria pitch looks fine. why were the senior mens, 23s and 20s postponed today at Keilor Park ?

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@NMFCOfficial LDU may be a $1.4 million dollar shark but the rest are a bunch of dead goldfish.

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@Shinbonerspod our players have the collective IQ of a used brick. Handballing to players under pressure, handballing to players shins. We are so bad. LDU, our first goal, inside 50 fluffs a 20 meter kick to Trenbaths shins. Lucky it snuck through to Curtis. To many passengers when we play good teams,

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@NMFCOfficial You're kidding right?

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@tommorris32 @StarsBBL @RenegadesBBL Melbourne Machetes ?
Melbourne Home Invasions ?
Melbourne SRL ?

[NoMoreGulags @FreedomAus80100]

🚨 Activist Jacob Hersant and three others have just been convicted for booing a "welcome to country" on Anzac Day

The fact that in Australia you are now getting convicted for booing but you can expose your male genitalia in Women’s bathrooms is absurd

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@thetradingchick The main city. I'm there for 2 days. Passing through. Museum ? Beach ? Historical sites ?

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[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@smfc This guy must be running the circus at SMFC

[Chris Dimo @dimo1629]

@KateTracey12 One of each please