Dimo

Currently holds the record for the most misspelled name in the world.

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

"Dad, Why is my sister's name Rose?"
"Because your mother loves roses son"
"Alright, thanks dad"
"You're welcome, Noel Gallagher - Don't Look Back in Anger (River Plate 2009)"

[sensong @sensong]

Enak ya jadi BUMN @pln_123, lampu da mati 15 jam, masih belum hidup. Tanggung jawab yang ada cuma minta maap dan minta warga bersabar. Tu pun disampaikan lewat medsos.

Ada mikir gak rakyat da rugi berapa banyak karena mati listrik ini? Perusahaan terpaksa harus pakai genset beroperasi yang dimana harga SOLAR lagi MAHAL"NYA.. Makanan warga yang di kulkas gimana tuh? Busuk semua.. Belum lagi yang ada usaha restoran berapa banyak rugi nya tu?
Dari PLN cuma minta maap. Giliran warga telat bayar listrik lansung main denda.
Enak ya jadi BUMN negara INDONESIA

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

@ARSIPAJA Presiden cocoklogi

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

Binge-listening to this album, and I regret that I didn’t listen to it more often before.

Top song (of this month):

1. Fake Plastic Tree (all time fav)
2. Black Star
3. Bullet Proof…I Wish I Was
4. Just

Sorry ya Om Thom selama ini ketutupan sama OK Computer 🙏🏼

[UN Human Rights @UNHumanRights]

#Indonesia: Deeply concerned by horrific acid attack on Andrie Yunus, the Deputy External Affairs Coordinator of the Commission for Missing Persons and Victims of Violence (@KontraS). Those responsible for this cowardly act of violence must be held to account. HRDs must be protected in their vital work & able to raise without fear issues of public concern. - @volker_turk

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

@asyraafaribi @Makaryo0 Bbri garis kerasss

[Lambe Saham @LambeSahamjja]

Gw mau lo baca ini pelan pelan.
Pak Purbaya bilang kalau anggaran kurang, pilihannya cuma dua. Geser anggaran pembangunan atau BBM naik. Yang tidak akan digeser adalah anggaran Makan Bergizi Gratis.

Sekarang gw mau kita hitung bareng.
Anak sekolah dapat makan gratis 10 ribu per hari.
Tapi BBM naik harga logistik naik. Harga logistik naik semua harga barang di pasar naik. Bahan makanan naik. Ongkos transport naik. Tagihan listrik naik.
Satu keluarga bisa keluar tambahan ratusan ribu per bulan karena efek domino BBM naik.

Tapi anaknya dapat makan gratis 10 ribu per hari.
Jadi pemerintah dengan bangga kasih 10 ribu ke anak lo di sekolah sementara mereka ambil jauh lebih besar dari meja makan keluarga lo di rumah.
Dan ini dikemas sebagai kebijakan pro rakyat.
Yang lebih bikin gw geleng geleng ini bukan kebodohan. Ini kalkulasi.

Karena makan gratis itu kelihatan. Bisa difoto. Bisa dijadiin konten. Bisa dijadiin legacy program.
Tapi dampak BBM naik itu tersebar. Gak kelihatan langsung. Gak ada yang foto ibu rumah tangga yang diem diem ngurangin lauk karena harga naik.
Mereka tau persis mana yang akan diingat publik.
Dan mana yang akan ditelan diam diam.

[Resistance Blue, Brave Pink, & Hero Green @pejabrut]

@yanuarnugroho itu tebu digiling jadi air tebu, terus tambahin es dan masukkan dalam termos atau jerigen kecil. nanti kalau kendaraan kehabisan BBM, kita keluarkan air tebu yg sudah disiapkan tadi. bisa diminum orang saat kecapekan dorong kendaraannya.

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

WTS / Dijual
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Size 100/300
New baru masih dibungkus plastik

Harga 4.400.000

Lokasi Pekanbaru (bisa kirim)
Shopee/tokped bisa juga (add fee)

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a diplomatic aide in the Sultanate of Oman's Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

My job is logistics. When two countries that cannot speak to each other need to speak to each other, I book the rooms. I prepare the briefing materials. I make sure the water glasses are the right distance apart. You would be surprised how much of diplomacy is water glasses. Too close and it feels informal. Too far and it feels like a tribunal. I have a chart.

We had a very good month.

Since January, Oman has been mediating indirect talks between the United States and Iran on Iran's nuclear program. The talks were held in Muscat and in Geneva. The Americans would sit in one room. The Iranians would sit in another room. I would walk between them. My Fitbit says I averaged fourteen thousand steps on negotiation days. The hallway between the two rooms at the Royal Opera House conference center is forty-seven meters. I walked it two hundred and twelve times in February. This is good for my cardiovascular health. It was less good for my knees. Both are in the service of peace.

By mid-February, we had something.

Iran agreed to zero stockpiling of enriched uranium. Not reduced stockpiling. Zero. They agreed to down-blend existing stockpiles to the lowest possible level. They agreed to convert them into irreversible fuel. They agreed to full IAEA verification with potential US inspector access. They agreed, in the Foreign Minister's phrase, to "never, ever" possess nuclear material for a bomb. I have worked in diplomacy for seven years. I have never seen a country agree to this many things this quickly. I made a spreadsheet of the concessions. It had fourteen rows. I color-coded it. Green for confirmed. Yellow for pending. By February 21 the spreadsheet was entirely green. I printed it. It is on my desk in Muscat. It is still green.

That phrase took eleven days. "Never, ever." The Iranians initially offered "not seek to." The Americans wanted "will not under any circumstances." We landed on "never, ever" at 2:14 AM on a Tuesday in Muscat. I typed the final version myself. I used Times New Roman because Geneva prefers it. The document was fourteen pages. I was proud of every comma.

Here is what they said, in the order they said it.

February 24: "We have a once-in-a-generation opportunity." — The Foreign Minister, private briefing to Gulf Cooperation Council ambassadors. I prepared the slide deck. Slide 14 was the implementation timeline. Slide 15 was the signing ceremony logistics. I had reserved the Palais des Nations in Geneva, Room XX. It seats four hundred. We discussed pen brands for the signing. The Iranians preferred Montblanc. The Americans had no preference. I ordered twelve Montblanc Meisterstucks at six hundred and thirty dollars each. They arrive on Tuesday.

February 27, 8:30 AM EST: "The deal is within our reach." — The Foreign Minister, CBS Face the Nation. He sat across from Margaret Brennan. He said broad political terms could be agreed "tomorrow" with ninety days for technical implementation in Vienna. He said, and I wrote this line for the briefing card he carried in his breast pocket: "If we just allow diplomacy the space it needs." He praised the American envoys by name. Steve Witkoff. Jared Kushner. He said both had been constructive.

I watched from the Four Seasons Georgetown. The minibar had cashews. I ate the cashews. They were nineteen dollars. The most expensive cashew I have ever eaten. But it was a good morning and we were within our reach.

February 27, 2:00 PM EST: Meeting with Vice President Vance, Washington. The Foreign Minister presented our progress. Zero stockpiling. Full verification. Irreversible conversion. "Never, ever." The Vice President used the word "encouraging." His aide took notes on an iPad. The aide did not make eye contact for the last nine minutes of the meeting. I noticed this. Noticing things is the only part of my job that is not water glasses.

February 27, 4:00 PM EST: "Not happy with the pace." — President Trump, to reporters.

Not happy with the pace.

We had achieved zero stockpiling. Full IAEA verification. Irreversible fuel conversion. Inspector access. And the phrase "never, ever," which took eleven days and cost me two hundred and twelve trips down a forty-seven-meter hallway.

Every American president since Carter has failed to get Iran to agree to this. Forty-five years.

Not happy with the pace.

February 27, 9:47 PM EST: The Foreign Minister's flight departs Dulles for Muscat. I am in the seat behind him. He is reviewing Slide 14 on his laptop. The implementation timeline. Vienna technical sessions. The signing ceremony. The pens.

I fall asleep over the Atlantic. I dream about water glasses.

February 28, 6:00 AM GST: I wake up to push notifications.

February 28: "The United States has begun major combat operations in Iran." — President Trump.

Operation Epic Fury. Coordinated airstrikes. The United States and Israel. Tehran. Isfahan. Qom. Karaj. Kermanshah. Nuclear facilities. IRGC bases. Sites near the Supreme Leader's office. Israel called their half Operation Roaring Lion. Someone in both governments spent time choosing these names. Epic Fury. Roaring Lion. I spent eleven days on "never, ever." They spent it on branding. The President said Iran had "rejected American calls to halt its nuclear weapons production."

Rejected.

Iran had agreed to zero stockpiling. Iran had agreed to full verification. Iran had agreed to "never, ever." Iran had agreed to everything in a fourteen-page document that I typed in Times New Roman.

The President said they rejected it.

I do not know which document the President was reading. I know which one I typed.

February 28, 18:45 UTC: Iran internet connectivity: four percent. — NetBlocks, confirmed by Cloudflare. Ninety-six percent of a country went dark. You cannot negotiate with a country at four percent connectivity. You cannot negotiate with a country that is being struck. You cannot negotiate. This is not a political opinion. This is a logistics assessment.

February 28: The governor of Minab reported forty girls killed at an elementary school.

I do not have logistics for that. There is no slide for that. The water glass chart does not cover that.

February 28: Lockheed Martin: up. Northrop Grumman: up. RTX: up. Dow futures: down six hundred and twenty-two points. Gold: five thousand two hundred and ninety-six dollars. An analyst at AInvest published a note titled "Iran Strikes: Tactical Plays." The note recommended positions in oil, defense stocks, and gold.

The most expensive cashew I have ever eaten was nineteen dollars. The most expensive pen I have ever ordered was six hundred and thirty dollars. The math suggests I have been working in the wrong industry. Defense stocks do not require water glasses. Defense stocks do not require eleven days. Defense stocks require one morning.

February 28: Israel closed its airspace and its schools. Iran launched retaliatory missiles toward US bases in the Gulf. The Supreme Leader promised a "crushing response." Israel's defense minister declared a permanent state of emergency. Everyone is using words I recognize in an order I do not. I recognize "permanent." I recognize "emergency." I do not recognize them next to each other. In diplomacy, nothing is permanent and everything is an emergency. In war it is the reverse.

February 28: The Foreign Minister has not made a public statement.

The briefing card is still in his breast pocket. It still says "within our reach."

[Sumbul Menuju Swasembada Token @bitxt]

adaa aja alasan buat ga taraweh

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

@rsngprad Setiap ada makanan di mesjid, salam ke kiri setelah sholat beneran jadi sunnah

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

@nurulrhmaa Aku hanya seorang FOMO yang benchmarking tiap coffeshop dengan es kopi susu gula aren mereka.

Selalu pesan regular sugar utk pesanan pertama kali 👍🏼

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

5. Solo

[Dimo @dimoruslan]

Apa-apa tentang (tennis) trip jawa

1. Bekasi

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4. Semarang

[Danny @DjokovicFan_]

Novak Djokovic: “I’m chasing Sinner and Alcaraz? I’m always the chaser and never been chased? I find it disrespectful that you missed out on what happened in between when I dominated the Grand Slams for 15 years.” 🔥

https://t.co/rhPL3gQ4yJ

[Fahmi @FahmiAgustian]

Gambar ini akan abadi. Kapolrestabes Semarang, anggotanya menembak Gamma lalu Gamma meninggak, nggak cuma itu, Gamma dituduh membawa senjata untuk tawuran.

Setelah dicek CCTV, Gamma hanya boncengan ama temennya, nggak bawa senjata dan nggak ada tawuran.

[SKIPDAY (Takan - a vibe launcher) 🇮🇩 @skipday_io]

@neVerAl0nely___ Kan? Kalian lihat sendiri kan?

Kalian sekarang paham kenapa negara ini gak maju-maju kan?

Karena di negara ini kesopanan di atas segalanya, bahkan di atas fakta.

Orang jahat tapi sopan akan lebih disegani dan dibela daripada orang baik tapi blak-blakan.