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[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

Women are literally addicted to leaving half empty drinks around. Whenever they do that it’s like a shot of heroin to them

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

Telling someone “it’s on Tubi”

[juhi • ꕤ @fadesavenue]

date idea we lock tf in and learn the choreography from a night to remember from high school musical 3

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you

[ghinaa ☘︎ @octobersfilm]

one thing i learned from being sad is you just have to feel it and once you’re done, you just need to go out of the room because life is so much bigger than the room you’ve been living in. trust me, it works.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[tumblr @tumblr]

we’re saying

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

"How do we get voters engaged again?"

How about just telling the truth?

[HIS 🎧♟️🎱 @Suregeeee1]

How does it feel to type your email and password with the TV remote.

[☡ @jayjaysaysit]

Some people are mean and bitter bc they had a rough childhood... some people are kind and caring for the same reason. The choice is yours.

[xander @whosalex]

i still be reading OF as odd future i wont let these hoes ruin it for me

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He raped a girl so brutally that her tampon had to be surgically removed. You have a daughter @jimmyfallon what the fuck is wrong with you. It is insane to me that this man has continued to be platformed and praised despite what he did.

To all the men who continue to kiss his ass, what if that was your daughter, sister, girlfriend, wife, or mother? What would you want to happen to the man who was responsible? How would you feel if the majority of people brushed off what happened and gave the man responsible millions of dollars and fame? Explain to me why he is allowed to live life as a free man after what he did.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

A fly will enter your house through a microscopic gap in the space time continuum but cannot locate a fully open patio door for 6 8 business hours

[Ben @bentolate]

me liking every Chris Brown hate tweet
https://t.co/0OWyXfSvAu

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

how it feels explaining morals & principles to a grown adult

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.