marty BLM maraschino🍒

the most bubbly depressed person you’ll ever meet. philly sports 💚💙❤️🧡🤍 (she/her)

[marty BLM maraschino🍒 @dimple_fire]

i'm holding me accountable. see you in a year. 🫡

****im not going anywhere. i'll still be on this hell scape site with the rest of you l😘

[marty BLM maraschino🍒 @dimple_fire]

idk if all the lesbians at work are plotting against me or they're all collectively hitting on me lately.

[marty BLM maraschino🍒 @dimple_fire]

nick deslauriers is a stanley cup champion and i like that.

[Chantel ~𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵~ @SensFanNL]

we’re all counting on you, canes.

[marty BLM maraschino🍒 @dimple_fire]

this is a winning celebration??

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

UWS at 106

[Blaire Wilson @blairewilsonprj]

#CarolinaHurricanes fans, you know what to do. ✊ #nomeansno #gocanesgo

[Blaire Wilson @blairewilsonprj]

Yeah, but mine doesn’t have rapists so there’s that. #VegasGoldenKnights

[marty BLM maraschino🍒 @dimple_fire]

love having migraines the week there's basically a fucking BIPLANE PARADE in town.

[marty BLM maraschino🍒 @dimple_fire]

just got my first unsolicited dick pic in a very long time, and as unnecessary as it was, it's kinda charming to be thought of.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

10-year-old Nayeli Gomez protested outside Delaney Hall detention center in New Jersey where her father is currently being held. Detainees at the center are on hunger strike to protest inhumane conditions, including rotten food and lack of medical care and sanitation.

[Patrick Kaplan @PatrickKaplan13]

Reasons to hate a hockey team:

They're a rival team of yours

Their coach is bald

They have a player you hate

They beat your team that one time

You hate the city they're in

The vibe is off

The mascot is scary

Carter Hart

Brett Howden

They are the Vegas Golden Knights

[WeBelieve @WeBelieveEM]

Carter Hart allows 3 goals in 39 seconds.

He has not been this unreliable since he gave his testimony under oath

[sophie @sophiemg2018]

wake up babe, the canes made a civil war ass map to hate on vegas

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen somebody get a standing ovation for allowing a run.

Cristopher Sanchez smiles as his streak ends. What a moment for the lefty. He’s in baseball history forever.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

A “no means no” chant has started here

[TLY @TheLibertyYell]

There it is.

Dan Vladar will be a Philadelphia Flyer for the next 6 years.

[Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @Mara_Webster]

If anybody asks how I’m doing right now I’m going to send them this video as a representation of my current state of mind

[marty BLM maraschino🍒 @dimple_fire]

worked for hours trying to do a trivia game for my sister and sister in laws bridal showers. found out my family is too dumb and knows literally zero about anything. i might have to just ask how to spell the respective brides name and still get incorrect answers. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Kate ☻ 🧡🖤 @_katecarr]

Bring ref cams to the NHL I’m so serious

[marty BLM maraschino🍒 @dimple_fire]

life hack: how to lose 50lbs in less than six months!

help plan 2 bridal showers, 2 weddings, 2 bachelorette parties, work a soul damaging job that pays below a livable wage, and sign your child up for competitive dance! it's just that simple!!!

[hannah 𑁍 @hannniihae]

i don’t care how many saves he makes, i don’t care how many games he wins, i don’t care if he wins stanley cup 10 times. carter hart is a rapist. the vegas golden knights represent the very worst of hockey culture and if you don’t speak out against it, you’re part of the problem