𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. PARODY, baby.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

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𝐋̲𝐘̲𝐃̲𝐈̲𝐀̲ ̲𝐌̲𝐀̲𝐑̲𝐓̲𝐈̲𝐍̲
* 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙣'𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙚 * !

pans. mv. ms. nsfw tendacies.
detailed. au/canon portrayal.
ships on chem. a soft bottom.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

@theblondebeta i hear ya.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

honestly -

[ERICA REYES ᥫ᭡ CATWOMAN. @theblondebeta]

I miss sucking dick. 😢

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

i don't wanna be anything other than what've been trying to be lately.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

the only time i call out for a god, i’m usually naked.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

this cookie needs cream.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

it’s the old man sounds for me.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

@TheNazisHater

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

i tell you, i have to be lungs burning screaming- losing my mind to get attention around here.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

nobody to torture?

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

no kidding.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

that’s one way to make an exit.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

@TheNazisHater did you need a shock collar?

a scooby snack?

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

it’s a thought, one that surely hasn’t been clear in his mind.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

@TheNazisHater no, then what?

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

that’s why you’re always at the bottom.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

and knock the door off the hinges all the while.

[𝐥𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 @dimpledbanshee]

. . . schmuck.