ticketmaster: floor seats are $100! act now!
me: ๐ okaโ
ticketmaster: fuck you stupid fucking idiot. took too long. breathing fee: $60. waste my fucking time fee: $1,799. dumb bitch fee: $3,000. hurry the fuck up bitch.
@BotoxCosmetic was lucky enough to get in on the sale but was charged 3 times and have been on hold for nearly an hour trying to resolve this. Is there somewhere I can email?!
Remember how Disney used to re-release movies and be like โget them before they go back into the vaultโ....Well idk how to tell you this but...PLUS IS THE VAULT!!! We have access, TO THE VAULT!