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[Taylor-Perrin @TheTaylorPerrin]

entering the room pelvis first is nuts

[They Call Me Baldhead Handsome, Gorgeous @iamjdavon]

You almost there, keep doing the knowledge

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

can not stand those money management ads like “i was paying for three doordash subscriptions 😱” bitch how would that even happen. get off my tv

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

No matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL DEFINITELY FIND IT

[eDuty @edutyland]

não supero até hoje

[Rex Thundercock @rexthundercock]

Trying to flex being bigger than Rhode Island is wild

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Disagree

You don't have to be a brunch/pilates girlie but if you can't hold down ANY female friendships, it's deeper than just being quirky

And tbh, the bigger red flag is still blaming your parents as an adult for your inability to make friends with half of humanity

[trevor 💕 @ditz_carlton]

why would you ever need 8 bags at once when the grocery store is a 5 minute walk

[Miss Sandrist @foreverimbetter]

You’re a part of the problem????

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

This is true legally, but the only state you could actually genuinely call a different country on a cultural level is probably Hawai’i

[breads and croissants @sobernsleepless]

people act like its such a big deal that they read 500k word fanfic in 4 days or whatever but like. 500k word fic is not the same as 500k of classic lit which is also not the same as a 500 page academic/theory book.

[slushy (nicole yu's defence attorney) @NlCOLEIST]

"im 17 and live with my mom!" genuinely where the fuck else are u gonna live at seventeen?

[Hange Zoë @Jeesa_Jay]

Lace front wig to an island.

[big_pedestrian @big_pedestrian]

There is no job for young people that offers the stability and benefits of an old time factory job that pays well enough that a young person could buy a house. The reason boomers could afford houses is because our country built a ton of them in the 40-50s in response to demand.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

10:30 is a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast fr.

[Drug Dealer Chic @SonOfThaKulture]

Real flight catchers know you wear the same outfit to the destination on the way back home

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

"phile" is not the bad part of "pedophile" lol that's why it's shortened to "pedos"

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This is what the older generations should try and do more often

[Chanté @dimplesXxxO]

I’m convinced I got the last good man on earth because wtf 😭

[kams 𑣲 @milevenml]

i actually can’t even fathom her being okay with his 😭

[remx @biigrem]

They on tv talking about some turn your ACs off for a little while so we don’t black out.. turn off Times Square first bitch..