hating m*n connoisseur

onlyfans but for my thoughts

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

most of my tweets have an after-thought tweet under them, and to go without reading it is as bad as reading a philosophy heavy text without footnotes

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

*at the bar*
ok so who wants to mollycoddle me

[𝓡🐉 @lilrichiebitch]

i love vague posting
no u don’t need to know what i’m talking about!!!!

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

i don’t want a bf i want a body double

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

girl if you don’t wish death upon that man and move on

[$jida @shanjidaxo]

sometimes the baddest bitch is at home

[c00kie$$ @c00kie_ly0n_]

sorry I got gloss on the blunt

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

@ass_hutosh L

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

at the bar baby two drinks down everyone startin to look like u

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

i hope they beat each other up

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

some dude asked for my number i gave him my ex’s

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

i used to be so wise idk what happened

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

i think it’s unfair to necessarily want “the spark” on the first date

[issy. @islamiyaaaah]

my man so real he ignore the tweets of me talking shit about him & only bring up the ones when i say i want something

[mär @_valeskai]

cuando ninguno de mis amigos me da bola y de repente parece una buena idea juntarme con mi ex

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

getting remarried to someone you've divorced before is so romantic to me

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

i have a bad thought

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

i am actually just a gurl

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

interviewer asked me if i am a fighter and i was just like🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

@ityade thank u!! 💓

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

i want to hold a baby for 15 mins

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

his cat is called idli

[hating m*n connoisseur @dimsumdumpyard]

filling my days with work and my nights with the thoughts of you and drugs