ethnic pamela anderson

27 - certified hoodrat chronicles

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

serving tables is so mentally exhausting sometimes like ok karen I’ll get ur mojito with vodka instead of rum with no mint or simple syrup also known as a vodka soda u dumb baloney bitch but I’ll bring it to u between my ass cheeks since my arms are busy carrying 80lbs of plates

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

if gas gonna stay this expensive we gotta bring back full serve

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

i will hoot and holler it until the day I DIE kehlani is so fine 😭😭😭😭😭

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

gonna cry foreva and eva because I’m not seeing @iamcardib tonight 😭😭

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

the craving for a sausage and bacon McMuffin is real rn

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

growth and realization

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

fetty wap is free and I passed my class 5 drivers test 2016 is so back today was a good day😂🫡

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

in 2026 i am dedicating more time to myself and my hobbies 😌

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

just got pissed off watching the canada shore buzzfeed interview so i dm’d them on instagram and told them they should cast me and my friends next season like where is the personality

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

fiesty has gone triple platinum in the civic already but i still can’t name more than 5 bia songs

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

I’m not ugly I’m just poor x3

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

i feel like the only way to crack my back the way it needs to be cracked is if I fold myself into scorpion position or honestly at this point just break it

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

i actually love all’s fair idk what these people be on

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

i know u not supposed to look directly at the sun but damn it’s insane today

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

life goes on

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

not updating my music or practicing my sets for over a month and a half is a major L and should be a sin im never playing catch up again 💀

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

i miss pilates 🥲😭

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

chat what is this labubu shit and why is everyone going nuts over it

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

goodmorning seattle

i need a fucking pedialyte

[ethnic pamela anderson @dimwitdani]

since when did headlights become permanent high beams im already fkn blind like just take my eyes out of my body at this point