Captain

Focus on your sins. Mine won’t take you to hell

[Captain @Dimxose]

PSA:

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

Na this thing make Kenneth Okonkwo hate this man.

You dey dash students millions every week but to clear my hotel bills and rent me duplex, you come dey tell me from consumption to production.

[Captain @Dimxose]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Manchester City @ManCity]

"It has been an incredible, tremendous honour to be your manager." 🥺🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

🐐

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Ten years that will live forever.

Thank you for everything, Pep 🩵

[Manchester City @ManCity]

The greatest.

[W🫶🏾 @woonu_o]

This is the car
Toyota Corolla : SMK759HY
Last seen : Acme Crescent, Ogba, Lagos
This is the only picture I have but the scratch is no longer there

[Captain @Dimxose]

😭

[🇨🇮 @h66rn]

I’m not sure if this type of content not being able to turn me on is an indicator of maturity or erectile dysfunction

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

NBC was quiet when a politician threatened to to shoot a Presenter

NBC was quiet when a minister called me a small boy

NBC has lost it

We will not be silenced and NBC knows that

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

From Pharisee to Tax Collector: Rethinking Tinubu’s Kenyan Comparison

In a recent remark in Yenagoa, Bola Ahmed Tinubu suggested that Nigerians should find solace in being “better off than Kenya and other African countries.” While this may have been intended to soften the impact of economic hardship and rising fuel prices, the comment risks downplaying the severity of the current crisis. It echoes the biblical parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector in the Gospel of Luke (18:9–14). A similar warning is found in the Qur’an (53:32), which cautions against self-righteousness.

Like the Pharisee who boasted of his superiority over others to mask his own spiritual void, such downward comparisons serve more as a refuge than a remedy. This validated an earlier dismissive remark by President Ahmed Bola Tinubu during electioneering: “Na statistics we go shop?” Yet statistics remain indispensable - they are the language through which nations understand their condition and chart progress. No country can develop in isolation from measurable realities or without comparing itself with peers. Comparisons, when properly grounded, are not instruments of escapism but tools of accountability. What is objectionable is not comparison itself, but comparison stripped of credible, verifiable data—mere tax collector comparisons that soothe rather than solve.

On key development indicators such as security, the Human Development Index, life expectancy, GDP per capita, literacy levels, and electricity access, Kenya consistently outperforms Nigeria. Nigeria is the fourth most terrorised nation in the world, while Kenya is not among the ten worst. Kenya’s HDI ranking is 143 out of 180 countries, with a coefficient of about 0.630, compared to Nigeria’s ranking of 164 out of 180, with a coefficient of about 0.530. Its GDP per capita is roughly $2,200–$2,300, compared to Nigeria’s $807–$835. Kenya’s poverty rate is about 43% of the population (approximately 23 million people), while Nigeria’s is about 63% (around 150 million people), over six times that of Kenya. Kenya’s life expectancy is about 67 years, while Nigeria’s is about 54 years. The literacy rate in Kenya is approximately 81–85%, compared to Nigeria’s 62–65%.

Kenya’s electricity access is higher, while Nigeria has one of the lowest levels of electricity access in the world. Kenya has about 3.5 million out-of-school children, while Nigeria has about 20 million. Kenya’s inflation rate has been about 4.5% or lower over the past three years, while Nigeria’s has remained above 15% within the same period. Kenya’s exchange rate has been around USD 1 to KES 130 over the past three years, whereas Nigeria’s exchange rate rose from below ₦500/$1 to above ₦1,250/$1 within the same period. Even with developments in the Middle East and rising oil prices, Kenyans have not experienced the sharp increases in petroleum product prices seen in Nigeria.

Across other key indicators, Kenya also performs better. In the end, these indices clearly show that Kenya ranks higher than Nigeria on several development metrics. The standard of living of Kenyans is better than that of Nigerians. If the President considers Kenyans to be suffering despite these stronger figures, then Nigerians are in a far more difficult situation. He should therefore refrain from self-consolation and, in honest reflection, take responsibility for the situation and make a determined effort to drive improvement. This requires a posture of humility, accountability, and commitment to addressing the factors that have slowed Nigeria’s development.

A new Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

There is a name that is greater than every other name.

[Benji Naesen @BenjiNaesen]

I'm sorry but it's hard to see people lie about how legal immigration to the United Kingdom works, and say nothing about it.

I am a legal immigrant to the UK. In 2023, I had to spent roughly £5,000 for a 2.5 years visa, NHS surcharge, biometric appointment and language tests.

I will have to spend £4,000 this year, to extend my visa by another 2.5 years, after which, I'll need to pay again for indefinite leave-to-remain.

On top of that, as a legal immigrant, I am understandably required to pay taxes, national insurance and can NOT claim benefits.

This on-going myth that legal immigrants are free-loading on UK taxpayers is complete bullshit. If anything, I'm subsidising them.

My legal immigrant ass is a net benefit to your country.

[Oiza @Steadi_lady]

Since you enter UK 4months ago, we never rest!

[Monsieur Avril @monsieur_avril]

"Obi is not intellectually layered..."

[Channels Television @channelstv]

JUST IN: I’m Going To Contest For President In 2027 — Peter Obi
https://t.co/0nq806aeCG

[Captain @Dimxose]

😂😂

[Nitrg @nitrg]

@ridwanullah O n dun bi Olosanyin

He don enter the Youkah to understand say mana doesn’t fall from trees.

😂😂

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Care work is not a low skilled job. It's simply under-paid and under-recognised.

Stop this nonsense and start recognising those who look after our most vulnerable, whereever they come from.

On behalf of us sane people - thankyou to all overseas care workers

RT if you agree

[Captain @Dimxose]

Na Abk be this?

[Ekùn, Daddy yín @Choplife_01]

Day 1 ⛳🏌️‍♂️

[Nemi @t_nemi]

Since 1.46pm yesterday, I have been in a state of utter disarray. Never in my wildest dreams did I think on a random Wednesday morning, I’ll be putting up a poster of my husband as a missing person. Please RT.

[Alhaji @yeankhar]

MISSING PERSON 🚨🚨🚨🚨

Please help us bring Daniel back home 🙏