Eva

I mean... I'm pretty awesome.

[Eva @din0nugget]

Happy birthday @Jenna_Marbles !!

[Eva @din0nugget]

When you have to add "lunch with mom" to your Google calendar, you've reached a new level of adulthood. #lvlup #exp #evalution

[Eva @din0nugget]

Bought a ukelele on a whim about a month ago, and honestly I think it's one of the best purchases I've ever made. #neverstoplearning

[Eva @din0nugget]

Enter the https://t.co/4WHPqpfs4m and Sweetwater David Crosby Gear Giveaway, over $13,000 in prizes - https://t.co/y7lf1xY3wE

[Eva @din0nugget]

I made chocolate cake yesterday and I've eaten it for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm gonna die soon, I'm pretty sure. #diabetes

[Eva @din0nugget]

"I'm just quickly going to run into Homegoods to grab one thing." I don't know why I keep telling myself that lie.

[Eva @din0nugget]

Dear @VaselineBrand I love you and your lip therapy cocoa butter is amazing ONLY WHEN I CAN OPEN IT #terriblepackaging #frustrated

[Eva @din0nugget]

To be fair I'm scared of my own shadow so it doesn't take much.

[Eva @din0nugget]

Just started watching Stranger Things annnddd I'm not gonna sleep tonight. #scaredAF

[Eva @din0nugget]

At @Otakon :3

[Eva @din0nugget]

I talk SO much trash when beating n00bs in @PlayHearthstone ... to myself anyway, because I don't like to be mean to other ppl -_-

[Eva @din0nugget]

Who eats a jar of organic sauerkraut at 2 am?? Oh right, that'd be me. -_-

[Eva @din0nugget]

"Ugh, I gained 10 lbs." I typed, as I shovel low fat cheese into my mouth. #merica

[Eva @din0nugget]

I highly recommend having a best (girl)friend cause all you do is complain to reach other all day and it's the most wonderful thing ever.

[Eva @din0nugget]

I'm getting a lot of internet ads for pregnancy tests today.... the FUCK you trying to tell me, interwebs?! T_T

[Eva @din0nugget]

Women encouraging other women is a beautiful thing.

[Eva @din0nugget]

Hummus with taco spices? Yes.

[Eva @din0nugget]

Turns out I'll have to walk a few miles today to reach several pokestops CAUSE OMG NO I'M OUT OF POKEBALLS!!

[Eva @din0nugget]

Pokemon Go: Making America great again.

[Eva @din0nugget]

Who needs Netflix & chill when you've got Netflix & snax? #piggy2k16