DB

lost in the sauce

[yam haus @yamhaus]

10 am-12 pm bottomless mimosas
12:30pm Oppenheimer
4-6pm ungodly amount of Olive Garden unlimited breadsticks, 4 bottles of red wine, and shrimp alfredo
7pm Barbie
10 pm- 2 am existential reflection and discussion with the boys over beers

[val @calleblr]

El miss universo estaba comprado #MissUniverse2022

[Megi @reaIsnowhite]

i’ve never been a woman in stem, but i was a girl on tumblr

[Cher @cher]

Read something in Newspaper,& I Thought What Bullshit

[DB @dinabendayan]

whoever keeps overlining kendall jenner’s lips needs to be put in the chokie

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

being a good person has become so boring. i’ve decided to be mean, hot, and cool.

[toxic king @toxicking]

If I start smiling at yo texts I’m blocking you

[WOAH @jadedblkgirl]

my spotify is down and i feel like i’ve been stabbed

[DB @dinabendayan]

@FriSternbach YOU PROBABLY DID AAAH

[DB @dinabendayan]

why did nobody tell me that arrested development is a hilarious show

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if i knew life was gon be like this

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

I’ve had mangoes that were better than entire years of my life

[abby govindan @abbygov]

it’s hard to relate to euphoria because at my high school we had crazy sock day

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

But when the world needed him most, he vanished

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

Peter Parker would be a good drag queen because he is very athletic so he’s good at dancing and doing the splits and stuff and he’s got little jokes and quips and also he can sew

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

the moon is in aries